You’re going to need bigger clubs.
You’re gonna need a bigger hole.
Another suggestion: Use that ball to play a different game.
You’re gonna hafta yell “Sixteen,” instead of “Fore.”
Just paint your balls day-glo green and you’ll be able to find them at night.
They need golf balls with a microchip that lets you locate them with your phone.
Duh.
He doesn’t bother to work on his swing. Changing the ball ain’t gonna help.
Are you certain it’s big enough?
I have never lost a golf ball, but my drives are measured in feet not yards.
The ball isn’t going to go very far without dimples for lift. But, then maybe that is his objective.
If you read them slightly skewed, most of the comments here are at least unintentionally naughty. Shame on you all! (— (—
Do these big balls make my …………..Uhh…….Never mind.
And your range might miraculously improve…..if the wind is favorable.
You may not lose the ball [notice I avoided saying balls [oops]], but those par 3s are gonna take about 18 strokes.
Don’t knock down any birds with that thing
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Imagine 12 months ago
You’re going to need bigger clubs.
Lucy Rudy 12 months ago
You’re gonna need a bigger hole.
Doug K 12 months ago
Another suggestion: Use that ball to play a different game.
PraiseofFolly 12 months ago
You’re gonna hafta yell “Sixteen,” instead of “Fore.”
Doug Taylor Premium Member 12 months ago
Just paint your balls day-glo green and you’ll be able to find them at night.
e.groves 12 months ago
They need golf balls with a microchip that lets you locate them with your phone.
DaBump Premium Member 12 months ago
Duh.
sandpiper 12 months ago
He doesn’t bother to work on his swing. Changing the ball ain’t gonna help.
Zebrastripes 12 months ago
Are you certain it’s big enough?
Rich_Pa 12 months ago
I have never lost a golf ball, but my drives are measured in feet not yards.
monya_43 12 months ago
The ball isn’t going to go very far without dimples for lift. But, then maybe that is his objective.
PraiseofFolly 12 months ago
If you read them slightly skewed, most of the comments here are at least unintentionally naughty. Shame on you all! (— (—
cactusbob333 12 months ago
Do these big balls make my …………..Uhh…….Never mind.
David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs 12 months ago
And your range might miraculously improve…..if the wind is favorable.
cuzinron47 12 months ago
You may not lose the ball [notice I avoided saying balls [oops]], but those par 3s are gonna take about 18 strokes.
mindjob 12 months ago
Don’t knock down any birds with that thing