Unreasonable priorities.
On the other hand, crocodiles got to eat too.
If she doesn’t want to buy another one, let her go after it.
Which reminds me of a “Mommy, Mommy” joke I made up once:
“Mommy, Mommy, why would pirates hide their treasure in the zoo?”
“Shut up and search the lion pit!”
If he survives, the hospital bills will be more than $6.
‘The kid threw it in- the kid can fetch it out.’
“If you can see a crocodile, it is probably hunting you. If you can’t see a crocodile, it is definitely hunting you.”
- Rudyard Kipling
As Pictured: The mundane sequel to ‘Peter Pan’: How Captain Hook — long since reformed, retired, and married — lost his other hand.
The man shall be known as Lefty from here on out.
“And while you’re at it, bring me back a pair of shoes with matching handbag”.
No, but you would pay $6 for another ham.
Alligators show up in the pond behind my house.
Heh. This has the appearance at this point of attempted murder.
Never smile at a crocodile
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David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatEvenWithFlaws about 7 hours ago
Unreasonable priorities.
On the other hand, crocodiles got to eat too.
oldpine52 about 6 hours ago
If she doesn’t want to buy another one, let her go after it.
Johnny Q Premium Member about 6 hours ago
Which reminds me of a “Mommy, Mommy” joke I made up once:
“Mommy, Mommy, why would pirates hide their treasure in the zoo?”
“Shut up and search the lion pit!”
Lucy Rudy about 6 hours ago
If he survives, the hospital bills will be more than $6.
drbee about 6 hours ago
‘The kid threw it in- the kid can fetch it out.’
Mediatech about 5 hours ago
“If you can see a crocodile, it is probably hunting you. If you can’t see a crocodile, it is definitely hunting you.”
- Rudyard Kipling
PraiseofFolly about 3 hours ago
As Pictured: The mundane sequel to ‘Peter Pan’: How Captain Hook — long since reformed, retired, and married — lost his other hand.
My First Premium Member about 2 hours ago
The man shall be known as Lefty from here on out.
Superhawk about 1 hour ago
“And while you’re at it, bring me back a pair of shoes with matching handbag”.
Frank Salem Premium Member about 1 hour ago
No, but you would pay $6 for another ham.
Ichabod Ferguson about 1 hour ago
Alligators show up in the pond behind my house.
Huckleberry Hiroshima 18 minutes ago
Heh. This has the appearance at this point of attempted murder.
[Traveler] Premium Member 2 minutes ago
Never smile at a crocodile