I was in the hospital once and there was a guy all suited up in orange plastic coveralls and a mask with a respirator. His job: clean the room two doors down the hall from mine.
My imagination ran wild as I stared at the ceiling vent wondering if the air conditioner maintenance guy changed the filters recently…..or are they good enough…..or was he the patient in that room……or are the filters even installed……..
Nurse came in and gave me some morphine…..I didn’t give a sheet after that.
gotta luv it when they tell ya “you’ll feel just a little pinch”… I’ve been pinched, and I’ve been stung by honeybees and wasps, so, no… it’s not a little pinch. It’s much more like being stung!
During a hospital stay for severe angina a nurse actually threw the hypo at my stomach for the daily heparin shot, I said she should have shouted “thar she blows!” first. remarkably it was painless too.
comixbomix 1 day ago
Better yet, jump out of it.
Zykoic 1 day ago
I was in the hospital once and there was a guy all suited up in orange plastic coveralls and a mask with a respirator. His job: clean the room two doors down the hall from mine.
My imagination ran wild as I stared at the ceiling vent wondering if the air conditioner maintenance guy changed the filters recently…..or are they good enough…..or was he the patient in that room……or are the filters even installed……..
Nurse came in and gave me some morphine…..I didn’t give a sheet after that.
Superhawk 1 day ago
I have to say doctor, that I am a little concerned after seeing all those pin-holes on the wall next to the window.
PraiseofFolly 1 day ago
After crash landing his spacecraft, Gsrtdky soon regretted entering a Earth hospital to treat his injuries.
sandpiper 1 day ago
That contagion must be truly virulent if doc needs 10 paces interval.
Kirk Barnes Premium Member 1 day ago
“This might sting a bit…”
DaBump Premium Member 1 day ago
That does look like a serious disease, requiring drastic treatment… but I don’t think launching the needle from a bow will help.
rshive 1 day ago
You’ll just feel a little prick.
Zebrastripes 1 day ago
Morphine didn’t touch my pain but the fentanyl did, though!
That was years ago, last surgery they don’t give it out anymore.
Calvins Brother 1 day ago
Is that an upgrade from a 10 foot pole?
mistercatworks 1 day ago
He’s going to aim at the fleshy part of your spine.
metagalaxy1970 1 day ago
Ouch!
wildlandwaters 1 day ago
gotta luv it when they tell ya “you’ll feel just a little pinch”… I’ve been pinched, and I’ve been stung by honeybees and wasps, so, no… it’s not a little pinch. It’s much more like being stung!
Erichalfbee 1 day ago
During a hospital stay for severe angina a nurse actually threw the hypo at my stomach for the daily heparin shot, I said she should have shouted “thar she blows!” first. remarkably it was painless too.
cuzinron47 1 day ago
I see a problem with his technique, how is he going to retrieve the needle.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace 1 day ago
“I REALLY don’t want whatever you got.”
Smeagol 1 day ago
Ouch
Strawberry King 1 day ago
This’ll all be over in just a moment.
sincavage05 about 22 hours ago
Aim for the buttocks.