Herman by Jim Unger for December 17, 2024

What about second breakfast? And elevenses? Afternoon tea? And supper?

Guess we know what drug HE’S been smoking.

The prescription will have some very nasty side effects.

Three meals a day and the inevitable grazing in between.

Nothing gonna cure that. It’s a demanding habit.

Details! We need details. Without the broccoli.

The nurse needs to be talking about survival here. No drug is a substitute for food.

I cut it down to one but my beloved insisted on three — 214 pounds ago.

But he did cut out the midnight snacks

Dependencies are not necessarily bad. This one is essential to life function.

Is he gonna be able to go cold turkey?

Three square.

And all over the world, there are many struggling to get one meal a day. Supid world.

I have the same affliction but I can quit anytime I want. I just don’t want to. (Sound familiar?)