Last Kiss by John Lustig for July 23, 2018

But it can be leased.

Or (as Stan Lee said in his obligatory cameo in “Deadpool”) “…you can rent it.”

I ain’t sayin’ she a gold digger … but she ain’t messin’ with no broke, broke …

Depends. How far do you go ?

Dang…..Victor Mature is back again!

It’s worth half my stuff; to be collected upon finalizing the divorce. But first, we have to get married.

“Will you have sex with me for $10,000?”

“Sure!”

“Will you have sex with me for $20?

“NO, of course not! What do you think I am??”

“We’ve established that. Now we’re just negotiating price.”

Of course you can. And call me Melania, or Melanie. I don’t care as long as I have access to the bank account.

Two Bits.

In the words of the Great AL, “If money can’t buy happiness, I guess I’ll have to rent it.”

“It’s not my love that I’m selling.”

I’ll buy you a diamond ring my friend if it makes you feel alright

I’ll get you anything my friend if it makes you feel alright

Cos I don’t care too much for money, and money can’t buy me love

I’ll give you all I got to give if you say you’ll love me too

I may not have a lot to give but what I got I’ll give to you

I don’t care too much for money, money can’t buy me love

Can’t buy me love, everybody tells me so

Can’t buy me love, no no no, no

Say you don’t need no diamond ring and I’ll be satisfied

Tell me that you want the kind of thing that money just can’t buy

I don’t care too much for money, money can’t buy me love

Owww

Can’t buy me love, everybody tells me so

Can’t buy me love, no no no, no

Say you don’t need no diamond ring and I’ll be satisfied

Tell me that you want the kind of thing that money just can’t buy

I don’t care too much for money, money can’t buy me love

Can’t buy me love, love

Can’t buy me love

Prices by the minute, hour, job, night, life…

“Not one cent, Sweetie. I’ll only pay for your body.”

If only we had an expert who had years of experience making deals with women for sex, to call on for advice. Anybody?

$25. Same as in town.