Get married. You’ll then have sex with someone you know. You’ll get pregnant and gain 10 lbs. When you give birth you’ll lose at least 5. Your husband will leave you for his secretary. You’ll be optimistic that he’ll come back to you; but you’ll remain a bitter single mom, and your life will suck. Did I miss anything?
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator almost 4 years ago
Here’s the link to the original vintage art and text.
http://www.lastkisscomics.com/comic/2021-resolutions/
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allen@home almost 4 years ago
Let me introduce myself.
Bill The Nuke almost 4 years ago
Can I get to know her?
Differentname almost 4 years ago
I can’t remember who said it. "My goal last year was to lose 10 pounds. Only 24 to go.’
gopher gofer almost 4 years ago
she should probably also resolve not to look like lucille ball…
!!ǝlɐ⅁ Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Ah ha. The original art made her look to be a goldfish, too! B^D
scote1379 Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Only Once?
Say What Now‽ Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Will she marry people she doesn’t know?
fuzzbucket Premium Member almost 4 years ago
I love that plan, but I want to lose 50 pounds and only gain 5 back.
Ontman almost 4 years ago
I can only try the optimistic line. It’s the most realistic.
Gent almost 4 years ago
Getting alimony isn’t on the list this year?
Me_ almost 4 years ago
List of things to come in this comic for 2021
J Short almost 4 years ago
Get married. You’ll then have sex with someone you know. You’ll get pregnant and gain 10 lbs. When you give birth you’ll lose at least 5. Your husband will leave you for his secretary. You’ll be optimistic that he’ll come back to you; but you’ll remain a bitter single mom, and your life will suck. Did I miss anything?
Zebrastripes almost 4 years ago
This year I resolve to lose 10 pounds and not gain any back!
Be my pessimistic self!
Practice safe sex, only when I’m in the mood!
Never get married again! You don’t have to hit me in the head twice to realize I don’t need to depend on a man to be happy!
nosirrom almost 4 years ago
Just don’t lose the 10 pounds from the wrong places.
Just stay positive about how bad life sucks.
Does she know other women?
If more that once will it be at the same time?
Flatlander, purveyor of fine covfefe almost 4 years ago
RonnieAThompson Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Today I start my exercise program. Eat healthier. Lose 30 lbs. Wish me luck my friends. Stay safe and well.
PoodleGroomer almost 4 years ago
only have sex with people I know if I’m sober…
michaeljwolff almost 4 years ago
“And I want to see if, this year, I can finally win the Best Robert O’Reilly Lookalike Contest.
MuddyUSA Premium Member almost 4 years ago
She: This year I resolve to have safe casual sex and be optimistic about it and pretendI’m on my honeymoon.
David Huie Green DecisionsMatterGoodAndBad almost 4 years ago
“… basically, to cut back.”
anomaly almost 4 years ago
Marry in haste, repeat at leisure.
Scoutmaster77 almost 4 years ago
Hmmm… Sounds like my twenties.
wmchere almost 4 years ago
poor shumck
Craig Westlake almost 4 years ago
Did Kellogg invent cereal monogamy?… (I’m back! Little stint in the hospital)
tinstar almost 4 years ago
She kind of looks like Lucille Ball…?
flashdrive1988 almost 4 years ago
— I will join an athletic club and strive to sexercise more.
— I will strive for discipline and be spanked more.
— I will consume more fruit juice, especially liquefied fermented Riesling grapes.
Thehag almost 4 years ago
Resolve not to lose any weight due to hyperactive tendencies and workaholic idiocy.
Indianapolis Smith almost 4 years ago
I hope to lose about 150 pounds. Hopefully she won’t find me this time…