Last Kiss by John Lustig for January 31, 2024

She looks tasty.

Variety is the spice of life.

No you can’t eat her. Perhaps just a vigorous licking.

If I remember my Tarzan books as a kid, his response should be “Keegah! Bundoloo!”. He would be accompanied not just by a lion, but his great ape family as well. Kinky. But who am I to say? Other than that someone better bring lots of protection and lube.

She seems a little high strung to me…

So many jungle babes, so little time.

Tarzan looks Edgar to Burroughs right into this dish … Although he would prefer to have Rice with it.

Send in the Maureens.

BTW I know a nice pond for skinny dipping.

Bigger is not always better.

Definitely not Jack Kamen, I’m pretty sure..

I love the lion’s thought bubble! lolol

“You and me ain’t nothing but mammals. So let’s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel.” Maybe David Attenborough will narrate?xD

Jane’s on the couch at the Psych’s office. “I can’t take any more of this “rescue sex” Doc. It’s always the ‘same old, same old.’ You’d think he was a missionary and not King of the Jungle. He has no imagination. What can I do?”

Yes, it’s a banana. I always carry a healthy snack for after the rescue sex.

remember it’s @ before # except after $

and i read all 24 of the Tarzan novels by Burroughs when i was a kid, and the first 2 should be required reading in high school…he spoke 6 or 7 languages when he first arrived back in England, RAF fighter pilot, one of the most popular Lords in Parliament; you don’t know Tarzan

ROFLMAO!

https://en.wikipedia.Org/wiki/Tarzan_Alive:_A_Definitive_Biography_of_Lord_Greystoke

Philip Jose Farmer’s Tarzan biography definitely proves that the Jungle Lord was also related to Doc Savage, Nero Wolfe, Sherlock Holmes, and Bulldog Drummond.

I love the lion.

AH, but, she’s bound to please.

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Shibari?

I must have read the wrong version of Tarzan.

when did Tarzan graduate from loin cloth to pants? Are those jungle under-roos?!

He ain’t Lion, but he’s a Cheetah…

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Careful — she likes banana flambé…

JANE: GET ME DOWN! ALL THIS BLOOD IN MY HEAD IS POUNDING LIKE A JUNGLE DRUM!

TARZAN: Tarzan know feeling! Me take care of mine first! JANE: HEY! STOP THAT!

KINKY COMICS 1948

“Okay, I’ll rescue you. But I’ll only untie you if you promise to tie me up.”

Nothing like hanging around the jungle waiting for something to happen. Must be a slow day.

No no, Leo, you know perfectly well you are on a restricted diet. No Janns. Remember that they give you heartburn.

Isn’t she a fill-in, in “Li’l Abner” too?

Whoa! Really testing the censors this time!!

Ok, this one made me laugh out loud. Really. But I’d like to get a peak at what has those leopards leaping…

I woke up this morning with an elephant in my pajamas, how he got there I don’t know?Groucho Marx.

Jungle Fever! I love it!

It’s very important to take quite a few breaks when facing certain death.

You mean Jane provides a sub when she wants to take a break?!? More wives / girl friends should be that thoughtful!

Well Tarzan, invites kitty for breakfast and after that you can all goes and digs some pits.

bungle in the jungle…

It’s just a banana. One of the things that can happen when your swinging from tree to tree