Last Kiss by John Lustig for September 27, 2024

Until she comes back with the paternity test…

Satisfaction gaurenteed

At the Hallmark Shop, I told the clerk, “About this card that says ’You’re The Only Woman In The World For Me’…”

“What about it?” she asked.

“Well, you only have two. I need four.”

Yuppers, leave ’em just plain drained..

Over achiever, not an admirable trait in this instance.

Now if I could finish off the rest of the football team before Sunday…

I’d be pretty happy, too, if a beautiful woman said to me “Let’s just be friends…with benefits”.

It’s always interesting to flip the dialogue and see how that plays out. If he’d said “that makes 3 women this week” what would be the reactions? Your Zen Koan for the Day.

Her investment in condom stocks is paying off bit by bit.

she’s prolific…

Only three? If Competitive Seduction were an event in the Sexlympics, she wouldn’t even qualify. But I agree that the training is fun…

And it’s only Monday.

“Happy go Lucky: John Lustig” ☺

Us guys are pretty easy to make happy. Something about we’re either hungry or horny. If we don’t have an erection, make us a sandwich.

“Next week I’ll try mixed doubles!”

Spreading her self around like butter………

What was that old line? Why should she make one man miserable when she could make so many happy?

Pocketful of Miracles, and antibiotics.

A friend with benefits. And you are gonna need medical benefits!

Ginger-haired women tend to either be very shy or very NOT. :)

Somewhere, there are two other men thinking the same thing the guy in this strip is thinking.

It is good to spread your way wherever you go. She is practically a saint.

Try for three at once all weekend.

She sure gets around, and it seems, so does he!

Had this been in the 1960’s, she could have made him the hippiest guy in the world.

I hope she doesn’t develop bedsores.