Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for April 23, 2023

And we’ll rename the alimentary school.

Just make sure this merger happens on a weekend

I move for an immediate movement!!!

So you can say you live in Greater Intestine.

Visit Intestine – it’s Interestin’!

What about the sub-urps?

There’s actually 3. Duodenum, Jejunum and Ileum. (then the large intestine)

I didn’t think they had the guts to pull this off.

The upper intestine is the more sophisticated, it is attached to the stomach while the lower is attached to the …. you know!

“I propose tabling the vote for next week; there is a lot to digest here.”

The motion passes.

We’ll see what the stomach and esophagus council says about this, there’ll be sure to get in an UP roar!

Those council meetings are a gas!

After the outburst by the Appendix, he was removed.

They will use the GI Bill to pay for everything.

I have to chyme in and remark on the great collection of puns today, my friends.

Upper & Lower ? or Small & Large?

It’ll be Great they have Intestinal Fortitude.

I am agast! tro….

Furthermore, why do we need two Dakotas?

They’re all using little microbephones.

It all started out as a colony.

Cecum and ye shall find.

They just need to amend the bylaws of the HOA (Home Orifice Assocation.)

Tabled. They need more time to digest the proposal,

And we name Bacillius Tourista as chairman of tourism…