Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for July 28, 2024

Well, the predators certainly wouldn’t have.

Well, you have to feed the predators with something.

Wait until he realizes how many rats and mice he has on board.

Did Noah bring any snakes on board? Someone sure slipped up on THAT narrative!!

The predators started with the mice/rats as the appetizers. The rabbits will be the main course.

They did warn you but you thought they were just jesting about gestation.

Okay, how many readers looked up the gestation period for rabbits?

Next time, instead of a boat, take the Hareline.

When God said “Be fruitful and multiply.” to Adam and Eve, the rabbits heard it and thought the message was for them.

The more you Noah….

I laugh when I remember what someone pointed out.

There are predators on board the ship. Assuming they were peaceful while on board – what did they eat while they waited (once the Ark landed) for their prey to breed and their offspring get large enough to (1) provide a decent meal and (2) there were enough of them that they could eat some and still have some left to breed and grow up for future meals…

Maybe the predators subsisted stricly on rabbits for the first 5 or 10 years LOL

I’m guessing God didn’t bother listing rabbits with the clean animals for Noah to bring on the Ark.

More food for the Lions, Tigers and Bears (oh my!)

You didn’t ask.

“ Would the mom like something to eat?”

“ No, she gestate.”

Look at the food you have to eat……….taste like frog legs.

At least they weren’t tribbles.

Forget rabbits. Mice, voles, and gerbils. . . .

BNNIES!