Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for December 21, 2024

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    Ratkin Premium Member about 19 hours ago

    I hate that about software now.

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    pschearer Premium Member about 18 hours ago

    I recently read an article about a company that does exactly that.

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    blunebottle  about 18 hours ago

    You will own nothing and you will be happy.

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    Farside99  about 18 hours ago

    Santa’s adding these two to the naughty list.

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    purepaul Premium Member about 14 hours ago

    If only the updates useful and bug free. Oh, how Windows 11 disappointed me. Just had to submit for an improve noise reduction for high speed photography.

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    Differentname  about 13 hours ago

    Back in Tsarist times the Russian serfs would say ‘we own the land, but the master owns us.’

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    Doug K  about 12 hours ago

    It will require parents to put down a deposit …

    … which may be refundable upon return of the toys …

    … depending on the condition of the toys upon their return.

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    matzam Premium Member about 12 hours ago

    exactly what streaming music is

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    Bellboy  about 11 hours ago

    Elfin’ ridiculous.

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    John Wiley Premium Member about 11 hours ago

    Those two just consulted BMW about their heated seats.

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    Zebrastripes  about 11 hours ago

    This is the first year the rogue elves approached Santa and he’s shocked!

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    dflak  about 10 hours ago

    Not all software subscriptions are bad.

    Renting Office 365 is a good deal if you have multiple computers and need “real” office for the occasional freelance work that you do. If all you want is email, web browsing and “basic” word processing there are free options that will work for these functions.

    I have a whole host of free applications that I use, but there are two that I am willing to pay for.

    The first of these is MalwareBytes. Along with Windows Defender which you get as part of Windows, it provides a very strong defense against malware. It will clean up just about anything. The best defense is using your computer wisely, but it is nice to have backup. MalwareBytes has a free version. I recommend downloading it and running a scan once a week or once a month depending on how you use your computer.

    The other application is Virtual Private Network (VPN). VPNs encrypt your traffic, something you definitely want to do if you are on a public network. So I have it on my phones and laptops. The version I have allows unlimited devices.

    I even have VPN on my smart TV. Why? VPN also allows you to “spoof” your location. I have Paramount Plus that carries the local CBS affiliate. If the game I want to see is on CBS in Los Angeles, I can tell my TV to connect to the server in Los Angles. Some people use VPN to get around regional settings for other streaming services.

    For the paranoid among us, VPN will also keep your ISP from monitoring what you are doing. It will know that your are using a VPN, but it won’t know what you are doing.

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    Robert- 50d99b]  about 10 hours ago

    Have you ever thought that the computer virus are done by the software makers to get you to buy virus protection. Have you ever notice your computer runs slower and slower and locks because of all the ads and complexity of the ads? This is to get you to by a new and improved machine so they bombard with more ads.

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    paulprobujr  about 10 hours ago

    I wrote a short story that I never published, back in the late ’90’s where part of the story was owning physical magazines violated copyright laws and were essentially outlawed. The gist was that some HS friends and one of their dads used some vintage magazines that the dad had collected with some inherited from his dad (i.e. they were legal to own when he bought them and when his dad bought them) to build a project in the magazine and when they went to use that project, the copyright holder had the local police arrest them because physical magazines were against the law. It’s not that bad, yet, but I saw this situation coming even back then. I had hoped I was wrong.

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member about 9 hours ago

    SaaS: Santa as a Service

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  about 9 hours ago

    Grandpa is upset, he wants them to mail him the movie on VHS.

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    humorist54 Premium Member about 9 hours ago

    Brought his own elf, I see.

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    mistercatworks  about 9 hours ago

    You nor your children will own the software for their games. If they soon develop AI “companions” for children, you will not own those either – no matter how customized they have become through interaction with your child. The company may take them away at any time and, if you think losing an old teddy bear is a problem, “you ain’t seen nothin’ yet”.

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    Packratjohn Premium Member about 8 hours ago

    Seems we went through the software ownership issue a few decades ago, especially with Microsoft. We didn’t own it but we did have exclusive use of it… for a fee of course.

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    Smeagol  about 8 hours ago

    I keep my subscriptions at a minimum, all those companies want you to subscribe so they make money each month. In February I will lose my basic cable which is provided by my HOA, the cable company they (HOA) said will not renew. Me: Bye

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    PoodleGroomer  about 7 hours ago

    The used market is saturated and functionally obsolete. Contract termination should include a scrapping and dumping fee.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  about 7 hours ago

    They autopay a fee for that.

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    Lablubber   about 7 hours ago

    We’re heading for a feudalistic economy.

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    ChazNCenTex  about 6 hours ago

    A guaranteed revenue stream.

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    gopher gofer  38 minutes ago

    santa doesn’t really subscribe to that sort of approach…

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