Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for June 23, 2017

I stand erec…uh, corrected.

Oh, Toni, you sly vixen! (Oh, T.J., you lazy bum.)

No1

in Alabama, a newspaper decided to reprint an old comic, and not show this one ( might be wrong, but would not be surprised if it ends being true )

I wonder what will happen if TJ needs to unexpectedly use the bathroom NOW! ;)

In the words of George Takei …

“Ohhhh, my~!!”

No reason to drop a towel… unless you’re feeling amorous!

Now Brad has to put up 2 towels.

Looks like the towel on the floor has fumes above it. TJ covered up a mess?

In the nude & in the mood…

Well, I see Two ‘Yutes’ about to “call in SICK” for Work.

Good Times!

Until Toni’s Brother Suddenly Dumps Shannon on ’Em……,

Humma, humma you lucky dog Brad!!! Kind of adult a little. But does it relate to TJ staying is what I want to know.

Well – When Brad & Toni run to bed – they might find TJ there – because he messed up his bed. That would be the bowling ball that broke the camel’s back…

Greg didn’t get that last panel framed right. It should have been just a little bit higher.

There’s more than one way to throw in the towel.

I SWEAR that toilet is hunting, it was on the far wall from the tub last Wednesday.

It appears TJ isn’t the only one who got a rise out of Brad.

Toni’s going to need a whole ’nuther shower.

Toni usually seems to initiate all the romance. I don’t think that any husband objects to having a beautiful, hot-blooded siren for a wife.

As William Hurt said of Kathleen Turner in Body Heat – “Maybe she’ll f*** me to death!”

Well, hey, MORDOCK- you got your wish from yesterday!……sort of.

Well, it’s a good thing I had already stepped outside of their house to use my phone, real quick…

….I guess right now would not be a good time to ask Brad for a ride home…

I hope they installed extra insulation and other soundproofing materials when they remodeled.

Bathroom sex is not the best, just not very roomy or comfortable, but still, it’s sex!!

♫ ♪ She’s got legs!!! ♪

♪ And it’s all right ♫

“For Your Eyes, Only” (♫)

“Next Of Skin”

“Fireworks Day, In Paradise”

“A Clumsy Girl”

“You Never Miss Your To-wel, Until The Water Runs Over In The Sink”

“Lather, Rinse, Repeat”

“Payday, Two Days Early”

“Private Moe Mentz Takes Command”

“The Loud Buzz Of The Birds And The Bees”

“After The Comb, There’s The Honey”

“A Trip For Two, To Space Mountain”

“Fire Fighters Don’t Put Out All Fires”

“Stop, Drop And Roll”

“Suit Of A’mour”

or

“Toni’s Stark Reactor”

“She’s got legs… She knows how to use them…”

Any further up and this would’ve been an X-rated comic.

Greg sure knows how to draw his girls pretty in this strip. I think that takes a lot of special artistic talent and insight.

Of the regulars, only Luann and Bernice have relatively modest looks. All the rest are knockouts. Luann is perhaps borderline.

Of the more mature regulars, Nancy is quite pretty, whereas Mrs. Berger is about the only modest one.

Brad, Toni, and TJ are not the only ones with restroom issues.

Johnny Depp will likely be swimming in deapp dumpp pretty soon, for shooting off his big mouth.

And the point of this arc is….? Still waiting. Will TJ be kicked to the curb? Please?

Come on Greg! Stop teasing us! We can take it!. We all read “9 Chickweed Lane” too.

:-O

Something’s suddenly come up.

suddenly, a place for Toni to hang her towel appears!

Heh,glad to see the Comic “Strip” Censor didn’t appear.

gotta admit the lady knows how to make a point. ( or two … cue Bob Seger … ♫ points of her own, sittin way up high ♫ )

Male roommate, no reason, ever. Sexy wife, always.

OMG, Greg actually went there!

Save that third panel for the next Gunther and Tiffany arc.

Suddenly Brad finds a place to hang his towel.

Scroll up, scroll up, scroll up! Plleeaasseee!!!

Do you get the feeling this entire arc is simply to satisfy the demands of Toni… enthusiasts?

If you ask me that’s a good reason!

Wonder if they’re doing the “penny in a jar” ?

“Up periscope!”

finally

We are all naked under our clothing. This is not a big deal. This strip has been kind of boring this week.

Where’s that panel destroying cat from “9 Chickweed Lane” when you need it?

In the words of Wayne & Garth for Brad looking at Toni: Sha-wing!!!

Started me thinking about the bathroom sex scene in Sometimes a Great Notion, which dates me.

This brings new meaning to a family strip.

As we used to say in high school, “Her legs go all the way up!”

Isn’t this just 5 or so minutes after TJ wrecked the bathroom while Tony bathed?

Hmm, why is Toni standing on her toes? It’s like she’s wearing invisible high heel shoes. Considering they’re the same height…

Hmmm………… getting more risqué with time, it seems.

Wise wife!

And Brad says to Toni…“Let’s get something straight between us”!

Toni has a point….. now Brad has one too!

@RASCZAK –

Why do you say that?

TJ remodeled the Master Bedroom,

http://www.gocomics.com/luann/2017/01/04

and made himself scarce when Brad and Toni were strip “budget planning”.

http://www.gocomics.com/luann/2017/02/07

What more do you want?

Something tells me either they are going to add a second bathroom or T.J. will be moving out.

since when is Brad the clean and neat one and TJ the slob? Usually it is the other way around.

The dream woman: she who initiates the action.

I think Brad has forgotten all about TJ’s towel now.

Toni certainly knows how to stop a rant. And Brad is a very, very lucky man.

Damned careful camera angles! Why, oh why, are we stuck in a PG venue?

Oh come now raise lens

Where’s that camera man??!! "Zoom out! “ZOOM OUT!!” ;)

Knowing that we’re concentrating on other things … Who else noticed the wedding band on Toni’s finger?!

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Those editors that switched this strip for a ‘safe’ one sure did NOT!

And then they were four

If this was Tiffany with Gunther, he’d run away blushing and sew something. I ain’t sure ’bout that boy…

I can’t really predict where tonight’s episode will go. I doubt we’re going to get a better view of Toni. Maybe Jonah will knock on the front door (with the kid).

Oh Toni, I KNOW you don’t normally drop your towel on the floor…you were just distracting Brad from his pet peeve…of which I share! My husband used to drop his towels all the time and I always threw it in the hamper and he complained that it was still “clean” and I replied “on the floor?” Took a couple of years before he dropped the habit of dropping his towels on the floor.

On Monday, Brad wakes up from this dream and is back to being a goofy chunky teenager. The whole strip is reset ala Dallas.

Good point, Toni.