Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for July 08, 2018

Gimme head with hair, long beautiful hair, shining, gleaming, streaming, flaxen, waxen. Give me down to there hair, shoulder length or longer. Here baby, there mama, everywhere daddy daddy. Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, oh, flow it, show it, long as God can grow it, my hair!

so was Luann unable to get the wad of her hair out of the sink herself?

OK, let me say it first: TMI.

Luann could have it featured on the front page of The Pitts Daily Press.

I think Puddles understands what Luann is saying and has the perfect reaction to it.

That layered tank top look Is surprisingly youthful and up-to-date for Bernice. Perhaps Luann could take some fashion pointers from her (otherwise? formerly?) staid friend!

Puddles thought it was gross too.

I would have listened with interest. Down under all the years, I’m still a boy who likes gross things.

(Not all that deep either.)

Maybe Luann shared this info with Bernice to see if B was so deeply involved with her ‘device’ that she wouldn’t even notice. By the way, thanks for reminding me that I need to dump some Draino in my tub drain, Evans team…

Luann you could have just bought some Drano but that been to easy for you to do.

This is a nice strip today. They have been friends for a long time, and have been in the same positions since the early years of the series. I am glad to see that Greg still encourages young people to read, even though the method of reading (and audiobooks) has evolved into other platforms.

For a few second there I thought Mrs. Horner had come back to life! (Mrs. Horner did pass on, didn’t she…?). I think Mrs. Horner wore round framed glasses, though.

Quit complaining, B…. At least she’s not going into detail about bodily functions. A hair clog is nothing.

Looking modest as usual, Bern. Was one tank top too revealing?

I call them ‘hair rats.’

Why not tell a “stranger,” Lu?

You’re practically a “stranger” In your Own Darn Strip!

#FREEGUNTHERBERGER!!!!

Luann could have at least waited until they were having lunch.

Luann has a point and the middle panel is awesome.

And the sign said “Long-haired freaky people need not apply”. So I tucked my hair up under my hat and I went in to ask him why. He said “You look like a fine upstanding young man, I think you’ll do”So I took off my hat, I said “Imagine that. Huh! Me workin’ for you!”

She’s got a point. In fact, they both have a point!

Well, Bern, this is what you’ve signed up for, as her Best Friend, of the 1st order…..with all the privleges (and privleged info) commensurate with the rank and job.

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Just be glad you aren’t higher in the chain (and privleged with even more …uhm……ehr… ‘juicy’, info) as an official inductee into the DeGroot Clan. Think of all the great stuff about “hair clumps and assorted TMI” you ‘miss out on’, then !

Have a bountiful day my friends.

Hey, it’s Bernice! Haven’t seen her in a while!

“A Forest Of Clumps”

“Run, Sink! Run!”

“Blame It On The Drain…” (♪)

“Hair…There, And Everywhere”

“Where I Went, For My Plumber Vacation”

“Un-Nintendo Consequences”

“Easy As Hauling Off A Clog”

“Pipe Down!”

or

“We Disgust This, Already!”

Tara would have simply tried to outgross Luann.

“OK, let me tell you how Brad and Toni destroyed part of the house they’re renting from my parents and now they’re being fined thousands of dollars by the city for performing unauthorized expansion without a permit.”

She could just NOT brush her hair over the sink. Or if she has to brush her hair over the sink, pick up all the loose hairs instead of washing them down the drain.

Tell my wife all the time that who else would I say dumb personal things too but her being she is the closest person to me, and has been for nearly 50 years now. That goes both ways. Okay my comment on the Sunday foible.

Little kids don’t have a problem just jabbering, big kids struggle when trying to communicate outside of their own peer group.

hey, no one mentioned my guest appearance in the 2nd panel!

Well, Bernice…Maybe you can take your nose away from the cell and contribute a better topic of discussion.

So where is the sink drain monster supposed to live now, after it’s hairy nest was pulled out by mean old dad?

OK Bern. so what scintillating piece of your personal life do you have to offer?

Geez, Luann! It’s not that hard to extract the hair from your drain and keep it unclogged! How long are you going to continue to depend on Daddy for these routine chores?!

<< Cackle! >> …food for thought too! (The middle panel reminds me of Calvin & Hobbes!) <3

Which begs the question, why are you friends with Bernice. She is nothing but critical every time you talk with her lately.