Should be damn not dam. Luann is trying to brag about her hot sexy figure instead she’s making herself sound like a sexy structure to hold back water. lol
About 6 years ago, Gunther completed some kind of trifecta. High school prom limo broke down and the kids had to rough it. High school graduation and Rosa’s surprise plan. Then Gunther and Rosa ran off together to Peru. And, after all this time, Luann and Bernice are still cutting out words from the paper and making art projects. Talk about being on a slippery slope. Come on ladies, time to flaunt your stuff. If you don’t have any “stuff”, improvise.
FINALLY Luann and Bernice are playing and having fun together. As Luann wished at the beginning of Bernice’s move to her home ♡! After months, Bernice spontaneously started doing what at first her being constantly snarky made her say she absolutely didn’t want to do. FRIENDSHIP WINS♡♡♡ !!!
This is a punchline comic today; should satisfy gag-a-day readers. I think Luann is hot, but is kind of circumspect personally, as are many young women her age. Of course I think most women are hot, one way or another, and I am around tons of “hot” young women where I work. Of course they are all my daughters in my mind so hotness for real is irrelevant (being students is relevant), but if I were a young man, or woman (students and young people generally are far more freer these days to go after whom they really want in terms of gender) I would be in heaven. Except not! I was so shy back when I was a kid then, perhaps that was a good thing. Never mind (lol).
Okay, so there’s NO “problem” with Luann’s self image OR self esteem.
GOOD for her.
Most of “Us” already KNEW that.
The “problem” seems to be with most of the guys in her life, overlooking a “Diamond.” Guy’s like Aaron, Doug, Skyler, even that Quill guy, toward the end. And ESPECIALLY that big lug Luann currently hangs out with. There have been exceptions: Miquel, Elwood, and T.A. Howie. But those guys are gone, hopefully to never return. Then there are two other guys. Both currently share the same “cell.” One, pursued her for many years, but lost interest when other women entered his life. He is currently “occupied.” The other is unattached but keenly interested in her. Yet, curiously His strongest “defenders” stop short of advocating a “pair-up” between Him and Lu. Too bad. That match-up would be most interesting.
Oh, and speaking of “Jack,” Bernice? Please do NOT create a collage that says “Hi Jack!” Then take it with you on a domestic flight ANYWHERE. The Feds tend to FROWN on such things. ;)
Everyone’s worried about “dam” being misspelled, but where did she get the word “at”? It’s not in either headline unless she scavenged it from two other words. It that case, she could have scavenged another “n” to put on “dam”.
My New Year’s resolution is to stop reading the comments in the comics. I think I’ll be a lot better off if I can hold to that one. Happy new year everyone!
Templo S.U.D. almost 4 years ago
But what, Bernice?
AnyFace almost 4 years ago
pseudomao almost 4 years ago
Good one, Lu. ;)
gnmnrbl almost 4 years ago
Should be damn not dam. Luann is trying to brag about her hot sexy figure instead she’s making herself sound like a sexy structure to hold back water. lol
Vilyehm almost 4 years ago
TASTE.
The unseen end word.
Cheapskate0 almost 4 years ago
So, a week of transposed words for punchlines.
Well, as Victor Buono once said,
It could be verse.
Tyge almost 4 years ago
Too bad your shape is covered in faux camo, Luann. No one can tell.
kenhense almost 4 years ago
We are ready to view this hot shape.
kaffekup almost 4 years ago
It’s not so much a collage as a ransom demand.
Enter.Name.Here almost 4 years ago
Misspelled “DAMN”.
Ahuehuete almost 4 years ago
She might need to wear tighter fitting and skimpier outfits for that to work.
capricorn9th almost 4 years ago
No wonder she’s in community college. Her English is atrocious.
Caldonia almost 4 years ago
She missed the opportunity to paste “Many look at this shape! Hot dam!” It’s even more vague.
howtheduck almost 4 years ago
Now we are addressing global warming and the lack of infrastructure maintenance and creating compliments for Luann’s figure? Interesting combination.
Brdshtt Premium Member almost 4 years ago
“Dam she be poor, but she be hot”
Airman almost 4 years ago
About 6 years ago, Gunther completed some kind of trifecta. High school prom limo broke down and the kids had to rough it. High school graduation and Rosa’s surprise plan. Then Gunther and Rosa ran off together to Peru. And, after all this time, Luann and Bernice are still cutting out words from the paper and making art projects. Talk about being on a slippery slope. Come on ladies, time to flaunt your stuff. If you don’t have any “stuff”, improvise.
Rhetorical_Question almost 4 years ago
Grade School Art Is Bernice admitting that Luann could be """""HOT""""
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace almost 4 years ago
When you’re blessed, all around you are blessed.
WilliamVollmer almost 4 years ago
In usual MCP thinking, Tiffany is the one considered to be “Hot.” You, Luann, are considered to be “cute.”
OneTime59 almost 4 years ago
Hot Shape DAME.
Major Matt Mason Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Luann will not be quite as successful in the ransom note business.
joe piglet Premium Member almost 4 years ago
DADA
Johnnyrico almost 4 years ago
More like sappy.
fuzzmoz almost 4 years ago
Luann and Bernice sharing a lighthearted moment together instead of the usual hand-wringing discussion. Nice!
Aladar30 Premium Member almost 4 years ago
FINALLY Luann and Bernice are playing and having fun together. As Luann wished at the beginning of Bernice’s move to her home ♡! After months, Bernice spontaneously started doing what at first her being constantly snarky made her say she absolutely didn’t want to do. FRIENDSHIP WINS♡♡♡ !!!
Toshmanii almost 4 years ago
It’s also a female nesting bird…
Ellis97 almost 4 years ago
Luann, I think you’re just trying to attract some swinging bachelors.
cubswin2016 almost 4 years ago
That looks more like something Tiffany would do.
Tyge almost 4 years ago
Luann’s “HOT SHAPE” over the years: https://www.gocomics.com/luann/2010/08/08 and https://www.gocomics.com/luann/2012/03/25
BTW Luann’s measurements? https://www.gocomics.com/luann/2017/11/18
linus82 almost 4 years ago
El espíritu de Bob Ross se manifiesta en Luann
luann1212 almost 4 years ago
This is a punchline comic today; should satisfy gag-a-day readers. I think Luann is hot, but is kind of circumspect personally, as are many young women her age. Of course I think most women are hot, one way or another, and I am around tons of “hot” young women where I work. Of course they are all my daughters in my mind so hotness for real is irrelevant (being students is relevant), but if I were a young man, or woman (students and young people generally are far more freer these days to go after whom they really want in terms of gender) I would be in heaven. Except not! I was so shy back when I was a kid then, perhaps that was a good thing. Never mind (lol).
mountainclimber almost 4 years ago
Insipid.
Mordock999 Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Okay, so there’s NO “problem” with Luann’s self image OR self esteem.
GOOD for her.
Most of “Us” already KNEW that.
The “problem” seems to be with most of the guys in her life, overlooking a “Diamond.” Guy’s like Aaron, Doug, Skyler, even that Quill guy, toward the end. And ESPECIALLY that big lug Luann currently hangs out with. There have been exceptions: Miquel, Elwood, and T.A. Howie. But those guys are gone, hopefully to never return. Then there are two other guys. Both currently share the same “cell.” One, pursued her for many years, but lost interest when other women entered his life. He is currently “occupied.” The other is unattached but keenly interested in her. Yet, curiously His strongest “defenders” stop short of advocating a “pair-up” between Him and Lu. Too bad. That match-up would be most interesting.
Oh, and speaking of “Jack,” Bernice? Please do NOT create a collage that says “Hi Jack!” Then take it with you on a domestic flight ANYWHERE. The Feds tend to FROWN on such things. ;)
rrsltx almost 4 years ago
Now that’s funny, I don’t care who ya are!… (Larry the Cable Guy)
Schrodinger's Dog almost 4 years ago
I wonder what tomorrow’s “Secret Message” will be !
dv1093 almost 4 years ago
Where did she get the word “aT”?
CreativeChef almost 4 years ago
Maybe they both will have some romance next year. They are do for some.
sallymargret almost 4 years ago
Everyone’s worried about “dam” being misspelled, but where did she get the word “at”? It’s not in either headline unless she scavenged it from two other words. It that case, she could have scavenged another “n” to put on “dam”.
sallymargret almost 4 years ago
For all those people saying that Luann is not hot.
https://www.gocomics.com/luann/2013/10/20
Troglodyte almost 4 years ago
I’m not sure Lu’s cut out for this, but… :D
MuddyUSA Premium Member almost 4 years ago
She is young, attractive, sexy, great shapely body and proud of it. Bernice on the otherhand…….not so much.
mistercatworks almost 4 years ago
You can do this with individual letters and drag out the theme indefinitely.
eladee AKA Wally almost 4 years ago
My New Year’s resolution is to stop reading the comments in the comics. I think I’ll be a lot better off if I can hold to that one. Happy new year everyone!
PeterPirate almost 4 years ago
So, 2021 will have no Ann Eiffel, but more Luann.
SactoSylvia-II almost 4 years ago
In collage art, as in much of life, you have to work with what you have on hand.
petecocker almost 4 years ago
Where did “at” come from?
Namrepus almost 4 years ago
Good thing she didn’t find an article about shiitake mushrooms.
Sisyphos almost 4 years ago
I’d have to call that the “Wishful Thinking Collage,” Luann. Where are all the hordes of admiring onlookers?
kittysquared Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Unusual for Luann to describe herself that way. And the Evanses don’t project that image of her. Is this a hint for 2021? Or just a lame gag?
carlalatkins almost 4 years ago
Perhaps that is the joke. Luann is blonde.