Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for January 06, 2023

Life is a cabernet, old chum.

If you need emotional support, it’s probably a whine.

This is progress? Paying a premium to sulk? In earlier times, one simply cried in one’s beer- low budget therapy with lots of company.

You’ll feel fine after drinking 3 of any one o them.

For emotional support, gotta go with a fortified wine!

Ripple.

My wife came in from a busy day and I asked her if she wanted a glass of wine. She said, “yes.” I said, “Fine, I’ll call you a Cab.” Cabernet Sauvignon is one of her favorite wines. We usually have two bottles open at any time: his and hers.

Something tasty and more local, Chateau Des Moines.

That stuff is expensive.. better shop in the “get lucky” section. The result will be the same and there may be additional benefits.

Staying home but don’t want to drink alone? Call Johnny Walker and his brothers Black and Red.

Twitter has the best emotional support for whiners.

After the second glass, they’re all good. Mostly.

I’d go with the cheap stuff, you don’t want to pay too much for therapy.

Homemade strawberry fortified with white lightening…

“He gave us Sweet Cherry Wine…….” {Tommy James and the Shondells}

But will he be allowed to take it on a plane?

His emotions are all bottled up. When he lets them out, people tell him to “put a cork in it!!”.