Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 22, 2019

Quick! Anybody find any hidden messages? Before they take them away!

Thank you Wiley and a MERRY CHRISTMAS and HAPPY NEW YEAR

I’m going to have to clean the screen again after the kids finish coluring

I know there are readers who will be ecstatic that it’s an all Wiley bear strip.

What a great opportunity for the children to colour in and use their imagination.

Well, since they are Polar Bears, i’d say that white is correct.

Gonna be a l-o-o-o-n-g night! They look well-fed to me.

Santa stopped using Wiley Bears when they started wrapping themselves in boxes labelled Mom & Dad, open me for a treat

You’ve heard of beer farts. Well Bear farts are worse, especially when you are flying through clouds of it.

Don’t even get me started on Bear sharts.

On Twerker, on Dumpster, on Hammock & Twix’d On Comic, on Stupid, on Dustbin & Blitzed!

“Wiley Bear with that nose so red, don’t you do the thing I dread.”

Did you, Wiley Miller, ever do a comic strip called “Mable of the Mountain”?

Bedtime Bear: aqua blue.

Birthday Bear: golden yellow.

Cheer Bear: carnation pink.

Friend Bear: light orange.

Funshine Bear: sunshine yellow.

Good Luck Bear: green.

Grumpy Bear: indigo blue.

Love-A-Lot Bear: magenta pink.

Tenderheart Bear: brown.

Wish Bear: light teal.

Those are the only magic bears I’m aware of.

Love the peeps looking out their window.

Great. Now my monitor has crayon all over it.

Something is missing. Where is the obscene message scrawled in the margins?

YAY!!! WILEY CHRISTMAS BEARS!!! YAY!!!

I don’t usually print out comic strips, but I did for this one and I have them to my kids to color in.

I look forward to this one every year! Thank you Wiley.

Hard to color on tablet!

I just like coloring dumpsters.

Yea!

Wiley Christmas Bears!! Hurrah!!

“Hey kids….get out your crayons”. How quaint and so Twentieth Century. The contemporary kids would have taken a screenshot, opened Paint, pasted the screenshot into a new project, cropped the unwanted parts of the screenshot and begun choosing their brushes.

Gracias, Wiley. ¡Feliz Navidad y Próspero Año Nuevo!

But they can bearly fly!

Effing fantastic Xmas strip, Wiley…

Reindeer leave little pellets, Bears however, especially big Bears. . . . . . NOW you know why Santa switched.

I tried coloring them in but the crayons slip on the screen

need the cover we had as kids for the TV when we watched Winky Dink!

I miss the “save to favorites” feature that this site used to have. This is just adorable. Humbug on anyone who can’t just enjoy it.

Now, Papa! Now, Mama! Now Baby and Boo Boo!. On, Winnie! On, Yogi! On, Paddington and Baloo.

I like Bear Claws at Dunkins. I suppose a connection to Santa Clause is possible. Happy Christmas!

Bruno, the red-nosed brown bear,

had a very grizzly claw;

and if you ever saw it,

well, that was very likely the last thing you ever saw

A giant box of bear presents.

Scanning for secret messages…

Like Heart of the City this week, Christmas comes down to dumpster diving.

No, silly bear. Go into their kitchen and eat all their food. All the milk and cookies even.

Not bad enough that Walmart and other retailers make us do our own check out – now we gotta color our own comics! Cheap bastard!

Wiley Miller, you are what makes reading comics so fun in today’s times. Keep doing you and keep bringing the laughter and joy. Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year! <3

I wanted to color it, but my little brother ate all the crayons.

Is this a foretelling by Wiley of a “Bear Market”?

I sure wish I could print this so I could color it!

Wrong kind of bears, Wiley Bears (Ursus sardonicus).

Well, now we know why the Milk & Cookies thing started.

Distracting the Wiley Bears with a glass of Milk & a plate of Chocolate Chip Cookies gave you time to get into the Safe Room.

Just don’t Skimp on the Chocolate Chip Cookies or they will get Annoyed.

I colored them white.

I thought they were all polar bears so doesn’t need any coloring. :)

Jingle Bears. Jingle Bears.

LOVE, LOVE, LOVE THIS!!! Especially the cute little heiny third from the top… GOD! They’re all so stinking CUTE!!! Even if they’d eat cha as soon as lookit cha… :D

Did I get the colors right?

Any comic strip worth it’s ink, needs a theme song. I offer this one, “Waltzing with Bears.”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44NrFiVQP3U

This is one of the best versions. {Tommy Makem covered this, but it’ll cost 99 cents to hear it} sad. How say you?

I’d love to watercolor this. Is there a way to download it so I can print it on watercolor paper?

They’re polar bears. Leave them white.