Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for September 26, 2020

OK, I’m going to go along with that. only because listening to ‘influencers’ is torture

I can “influence” your head to be over there, and the rest of you to be waaaay over there….

YouTube influencers are like Facebook friends. They make me think of that song by Kansas-‘Dust In The Wind’.

Does he get endorsement deals? Maybe companies pay him to endorse their competitor’s product.

Some influencers are more … sincere… than others.

When the person who is hurting tells you to do a thing…

But the moment you get a chance – escape.

Yup, right – when public floggings (and hangings) was the only social media available to the masses….

But you can call me “Nigel”.

Flu for short.

S-o-o-o-o we’re dropping motivator?

In the 21st century, he’s known as the majority whip.

Imagine 10 years from now, when the "influencers’ are too old to have followers and discover they need real jobs.

Save Frog Applause!

“Mostly peaceful” influencer.

IRL, this week’s issue of Time features “The 100 Most Influential People in America”. I don’t think any of them identify themselves as influencers; they’re actually all knowledgeable and accomplished in their chosen fields. Their influence comes naturally based on their talents, not their egos.

And the ‘influencer’ does ‘enhanced interrogation’, which next time will be called ‘a stern talking to’ to make it even more palatable.

Wow! You’ve “influenced” me to confess! What’re the odds!?

Otherwise known as TROLLS!

If an influencer falls in the forest and nobody notices, how much influence did he ever have in the first place?

not Dale Carnegie approved.

Forest Gump had it right.