I wish. Was at a bus stop today. Bus pulled up just as a couple of people were walking bye. But they didn’t. They stopped exactly where the ramp needed to drop. They stood there chatting on their phones as the bus waited. When the driver asked… they didn’t hear well and said that they didn’t want the bus. But I did. And I had a heavy load of groceries. I Needed that ramp they were preventing from lowering. Just squish them and let me run over the lumps!!!
Reminds me of my front door. I have no porch, so people stand right in front of the door. And the boxes get placed on the wrong side as well. I have to go out the back door and around the house to pick up the packages.
In these testing times it seems appropriate to quote President Lincoln. “You can fool all the people some of the time and some of the people all the time, but you cannot fool all the people all the time.”
A sovereign just getting his giggles with a gaggle of “Amateurs.” (Assistant U.S. Attorney Nils Kessler, of a particular group of the type involved in the Michigan kidnap antic.)
GreasyOldTam about 4 years ago
What a great idea….
I Mad Am I about 4 years ago
I wish. Was at a bus stop today. Bus pulled up just as a couple of people were walking bye. But they didn’t. They stopped exactly where the ramp needed to drop. They stood there chatting on their phones as the bus waited. When the driver asked… they didn’t hear well and said that they didn’t want the bus. But I did. And I had a heavy load of groceries. I Needed that ramp they were preventing from lowering. Just squish them and let me run over the lumps!!!
Say What? Premium Member about 4 years ago
It’s certainly impactful.
Superfrog about 4 years ago
Outstanding.
finkd about 4 years ago
It’s been done.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3imUH_fyBkw
AllishaDawn about 4 years ago
Reminds me of my front door. I have no porch, so people stand right in front of the door. And the boxes get placed on the wrong side as well. I have to go out the back door and around the house to pick up the packages.
Charliegirl Premium Member about 4 years ago
That must get old in bad weather.
in.amongst about 4 years ago
Love the royal smile. A regal bon mo(a)t, eh, ur highness!?!
gopher gofer about 4 years ago
that idea might stand up…
admiree2 about 4 years ago
OK, GUYS! Now let’s storm those vote count locations and get it stopped so I remain THE Fat Orange Clown of the Kingdom.
Guys? guys? Anyone?
Bilan about 4 years ago
But the problem is that those were the castle guards.
Time to get new ones.
Aussie Down Under about 4 years ago
In these testing times it seems appropriate to quote President Lincoln. “You can fool all the people some of the time and some of the people all the time, but you cannot fool all the people all the time.”
Space_cat about 4 years ago
Oh look, it’s the proud splotches! My, but they’re looking a little flat these days!
MRBLUESKY529 about 4 years ago
Open the drawbridge, You varmint!!! (muffled) – close it, close it
brianmulrine about 4 years ago
It is what it is….
descabro about 4 years ago
The man who said that does have a reputation for cutting his friends off at the knees.
dot-the-I about 4 years ago
A sovereign just getting his giggles with a gaggle of “Amateurs.” (Assistant U.S. Attorney Nils Kessler, of a particular group of the type involved in the Michigan kidnap antic.)
Lawrence.S about 4 years ago
Amazingly apropos as we stand back and stand by for the final count.
donwalter about 4 years ago
…I hope you’re proud of yourself…
ERBEN2 about 4 years ago
The ART of reading .
Redd Panda about 4 years ago
“Woke up this morning, smiled at the rising sun
Three little birds by my doorstep
Singing a sweet song, a melody pure and true
Singing, this is my message to you
Singing, don’t worry ’bout a thing
’Cause every little thing is gonna be alright"
Three little Birds, Bob Marley
Four years of clouds are finally breaking up, Sunlight is returning to America.
I wasn’t sure I’d live to see this.
mikeyman about 4 years ago
It’s this weekend pick – The Lyons will crush the Vikings.
WGillete about 4 years ago
We could all use one of those to deal with people soliciting everything EXCEPT Girl Scout cookies!
strictures about 4 years ago
The king look like Nixon.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 4 years ago
Survival of the fittest is not guaranteed by Darwin’s theories. Sneaky, on the other hand, is a shoe in.
sandpiper about 4 years ago
Problem is what that mess leaves behind. Clean up won’t be easy.
Linguist about 4 years ago
" It’s good to be King! "
BDY about 4 years ago
Pride goeth before destuction.
Richard S Russell Premium Member about 4 years ago
" …. but I’ve still got the bikers!"
phileaux about 4 years ago
“100% of Americans can agree that 50% are idiots.”Phileaux
andersjg Premium Member about 4 years ago
Hit it right on the head!
VickiP123 about 4 years ago
that was Barnum & Bailey as I recall but it didn’t work for Drumpfinski either
mwksix about 4 years ago
In defense of the idiot still standing…
Ermine Notyours about 4 years ago
“I’ve got a moat in my eye.”
“I’ve got a beam in mine.”
anomaly about 4 years ago
That’s the purpose of his open door policy.
Tootsie Premium Member about 4 years ago
Nailed it Wiley.
Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member about 4 years ago
That phrase sounds recently familiar… but there was something about stand down…
Jody H. Premium Member about 4 years ago
I guess they didn’t stand back far enough…
Bicycle Dude about 4 years ago
Is it me, or does the King look a little like Richard Nixon?