Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for June 26, 2022

Women always want to fix hat isn’t broken, including men

The gynocentric age marked the end of paradise

I can feel it coming in the air tonight, oh LordAnd I’ve been waiting for this moment for all my life, Oh LordCan you feel it coming in the air tonight, oh Lord, oh Lord

That’s the reason we don’t have pizza and beer growing on trees???

Have a snowball fight. And it keeps the beer cold.

Speaking as a certifiable guy, thank you right kindly, Mrs. Almighty!

Would things have turned out better with 2 separate paradises: One male and one female?

I don’t know if I’d call this paradise. I’d still want 1 or 2 more humans for… um… companionship.

Today’s comic is downright delightful!

Never get in the way of a woman and her fixing.

“Women are crazy, men are stupid, the reason women are crazy is because men are stupid.”

This was truly paradise

You know for a god, that dude in the bible sure made a lot of mistakes. And now you have a bunch of immoral people telling others that their rules are far superior to anyone else’s because that’s what the bible tells them. Love god, love neighbor; two things religionists are incapable of doing. This is what salvation without Christ looks like; Law usurps Love.

Bears became Wiley bears when they had to bulk up to make it through hibernation.

Nothing much gets past Adam …

Whenever I hear of “Replacement Theory,” I think of this: https://www.facinghistory.org/holocaust-and-human-behavior/chapter-5/breeding-new-german-race.

She’s drawing the symbol for females and Wiley is showing the result as snow, which breaks up the party mood. Not an encouraging view of the future relationship.

I can see some of the problems as well as the benefits with the original single-gender plan. Adding the second as she did worked well enough … although it led to a lot of crowding in places.

But the current “Gender of the Month” plan currently in place is getting weird.

So, to be clear — all the problems in the world are caused by women? If I didn’t know better, I’d swear this was Wiley’s answer to the SCOTUS decision on Friday. The Bible preaches to blame the woman.

I sense a spell of gentrification coming on. RUN GUYS!!

Critical Male Theory. A slippery slope to your remote control being taken away. That’s what the ubiquitous ‘They’ are trying to deny you.

Great tune wiley, Im sure thats exactly the way it happened! Ha!

And Eve said “Oyvey, cover that thing up…….Oh my, it is UP”.

Drink beer, eat pizza and pass gas. Is there more to life than that?

This takes raining on your parade to a new level

That should keep the beer cold.

In the long run it has worked out pretty well. A wet blanket would have had all the disadvantages without any of the benefits.

First time I’ve seen God with a pony tail..

There is no “Mrs. Almighty”. The Triune God is the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit.

Nice try, but bad theology.

Now, that said, Man was made better when a woman was brought to him by God. However, Man and Woman made their lives and the life of humanity worse by disobeying God and choosing the path of trying to “be like God” based on Satan’s evil plans and deceptions tempting them to sin.

Considering the Book was written by men to make them feel all special and important and like not born from a women (because, that means MOM was there first), I just wonder what paradise would’ve looked like if women were there first. A world without misogyny would be something we’ve never experienced.

Well God, what did you think was going to happen when you created Mrs. God. Not so omnipotent after all now are we?

Ah, the mansplaining goes deep here. Men have done so well with the earth, the world, and peace. :-)

breaking news: other genders drink beer eat pizza and gas pass aswell

So, is this the winter of their discontent?

Cue: Lilith

Oh, boohoo, all you poor men!

Sooner or later somebody rides into town and screws everything up

Hmmm. I was under the impression that when God got around to creating animals (e.g., 1,500 species of skink, for example.) to entertain Adam, he created male & female critters, whose cavorting gave Adam “ideas”. Not necessarily the skinks, but the rather obvious behavior of bonobos, ungulate harems, etc. etc.

I’m male and have no problem in stating that most men are in fact broken. While they can take credit for some of our progress, you only have to look at the state of the world and admit men have truely F it up. Women could hardly have done worse and I suspect quite a bit better.

Pair ’a dice. You never know what comes up next.

At least the beer’s cold now.

ALBE, After Lilith Before Eve. No one mentions Lilith, that was a big mistake.

Awhile back I mentioned I wold love to see Mrs. Almighty’s version of paradise. Maybe we’ll get to see it one Sunday.

A.S. – After Supreme Court…

A married fellow I know, used to say, “Adam ate apple, so as punishment God created Eve”.

I have read, “God created man and then he rested, then God created woman and no one has rested ever since…”

And, lo and behold, they invented Long Underwear.

Also, Bearskin Rugs.

Wow, some of these comments went to a dark place, geez.

Frosty balls…could shock some sense into them, but I doubt it.

God was the original patriarch. Being an apatheist I am free from his ridiculousness.

A tourist boat was struck by lightning in Florida.

God thought De Santis was on it.

I’ve always wondered about reproduction during that era…

So, the beer keg was man’s first invention?