Lots of good puns here. I had a real world experience related to this. When I was student teaching years ago, I decided to spruce up the classroom with various live organisms including a large female mantis. Later one of the students thought they’d add to the collection with a smaller (male) mantis. Nature took its course soon after from mating to the subsequent meal. She ate him bottom up; he saw the whole thing go down and so did the students. Talk about a learning experience!
cmxx 22 days ago
Wondering where he’s headed.
GreasyOldTam 22 days ago
A great opening line, or a death wish.
Bilan 22 days ago
He said “Bite Me”, but that has a different meaning for us.
Concretionist 22 days ago
Lost his head about the whole sex thing.
Imagine 22 days ago
He headed out of there quite quickly…
Imagine 22 days ago
She must really love his body.
halibaitor 22 days ago
Normally the male’s head is eaten first.
They must go into a trance or something as they don’t even seem to notice.
Alabama Al 22 days ago
Mantis mating conventions have long been a source for jokes.
Oh-oh, here she comes
Watch out, boy, she’ll chew you up
Oh-oh, here she comes
She’s a man-eater
sbenton7684 22 days ago
Actually the female eats it.
Hoosier Guy 22 days ago
So she wanted him only for his body. How shallow.
Just_Karl 22 days ago
Premature decapitation?
wirepunchr 22 days ago
Somebody got ahead.
goboboyd 22 days ago
One, and done.
sandpiper 22 days ago
And here for one night only Mac Mantis, the king of comedy.
Linguist 22 days ago
He hadn’t a prayer.
Count Olaf Premium Member 22 days ago
The Moral of this Story Is… “Don’t lose your head over a piece of…. never mind”. Carry on.
Jeffin Premium Member 22 days ago
Well, I gotta head out.
scote1379 Premium Member 22 days ago
She just wants him for his body !
poppacapsmokeblower 22 days ago
Not that it really matters, but does his head come off first or afterwards?
Imagine 22 days ago
His opening line was probably something like: Would you like some great head?
baskate_2000 22 days ago
Don’t think so — a great opening line would have saved him his head …. and his life!
Mel-T-Pass Premium Member 22 days ago
Heads! He won!
Calvins Brother 22 days ago
It was said he had a good head on his shoulders, not anymore!
Godfreydaniel 22 days ago
Too bad he never got religion…..
Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member 22 days ago
So, which part does the bartender serve afterward – the head or the body?
mindjob 22 days ago
That place will be packed on November 5th
oakie817 22 days ago
GOOOAAAAAALLLLL!!!!!!!’
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] 22 days ago
Do we now sing “Ain’t That A Kick In The Head?”
kennecwk 22 days ago
Lots of good puns here. I had a real world experience related to this. When I was student teaching years ago, I decided to spruce up the classroom with various live organisms including a large female mantis. Later one of the students thought they’d add to the collection with a smaller (male) mantis. Nature took its course soon after from mating to the subsequent meal. She ate him bottom up; he saw the whole thing go down and so did the students. Talk about a learning experience!
Smeagol 22 days ago
Goin’ Out of My Head over you, out of my head over you
lnrokr55 22 days ago
Yup, he killed !
Jml58 22 days ago
She did it to stop the snoring before it started.
eb110americana 21 days ago
Gimme a beer, whatever’s on-tap. And put a head on in!
Thomas R. Williams 21 days ago
That was a biting comment.
tee929 21 days ago
So, is he just a ‘tis’ now?
eddi-TBH 21 days ago
The score of a lifetime. This is why I stayed a bachelor.
lisaegray 21 days ago
Happy Halloween, all!
Mediatech 21 days ago
Never had a prayer
keenanthelibrarian 21 days ago
Oh, yes – an oldie, but a goodie!!
cherns Premium Member 20 days ago
Check out the short story “Love is the Plan the Plan is Death,” by James Tiptree, Jr.