Lots of good puns here. I had a real world experience related to this. When I was student teaching years ago, I decided to spruce up the classroom with various live organisms including a large female mantis. Later one of the students thought they’d add to the collection with a smaller (male) mantis. Nature took its course soon after from mating to the subsequent meal. She ate him bottom up; he saw the whole thing go down and so did the students. Talk about a learning experience!
cmxx 1 day ago
Wondering where he’s headed.
GreasyOldTam about 24 hours ago
A great opening line, or a death wish.
Bilan about 24 hours ago
He said “Bite Me”, but that has a different meaning for us.
Concretionist about 24 hours ago
Lost his head about the whole sex thing.
Imagine about 23 hours ago
He headed out of there quite quickly…
Imagine about 23 hours ago
She must really love his body.
halibaitor about 23 hours ago
Normally the male’s head is eaten first.
They must go into a trance or something as they don’t even seem to notice.
Alabama Al about 23 hours ago
Mantis mating conventions have long been a source for jokes.
Oh-oh, here she comes
Watch out, boy, she’ll chew you up
Oh-oh, here she comes
She’s a man-eater
sbenton7684 about 21 hours ago
Actually the female eats it.
Hoosier Guy about 20 hours ago
So she wanted him only for his body. How shallow.
Just_Karl about 18 hours ago
Premature decapitation?
wirepunchr about 18 hours ago
Somebody got ahead.
goboboyd about 17 hours ago
One, and done.
sandpiper about 17 hours ago
And here for one night only Mac Mantis, the king of comedy.
Linguist about 17 hours ago
He hadn’t a prayer.
Count Olaf Premium Member about 16 hours ago
The Moral of this Story Is… “Don’t lose your head over a piece of…. never mind”. Carry on.
Jeffin Premium Member about 16 hours ago
Well, I gotta head out.
scote1379 Premium Member about 16 hours ago
She just wants him for his body !
poppacapsmokeblower about 15 hours ago
Not that it really matters, but does his head come off first or afterwards?
Imagine about 15 hours ago
His opening line was probably something like: Would you like some great head?
baskate_2000 about 15 hours ago
Don’t think so — a great opening line would have saved him his head …. and his life!
Mel-T-Pass Premium Member about 15 hours ago
Heads! He won!
Calvins Brother about 15 hours ago
It was said he had a good head on his shoulders, not anymore!
Godfreydaniel about 14 hours ago
Too bad he never got religion…..
Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member about 14 hours ago
So, which part does the bartender serve afterward – the head or the body?
mindjob about 14 hours ago
That place will be packed on November 5th
oakie817 about 14 hours ago
GOOOAAAAAALLLLL!!!!!!!’
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] about 14 hours ago
Do we now sing “Ain’t That A Kick In The Head?”
kennecwk about 14 hours ago
Lots of good puns here. I had a real world experience related to this. When I was student teaching years ago, I decided to spruce up the classroom with various live organisms including a large female mantis. Later one of the students thought they’d add to the collection with a smaller (male) mantis. Nature took its course soon after from mating to the subsequent meal. She ate him bottom up; he saw the whole thing go down and so did the students. Talk about a learning experience!
Smeagol about 13 hours ago
Goin’ Out of My Head over you, out of my head over you
lnrokr55 about 12 hours ago
Yup, he killed !
Jml58 about 12 hours ago
She did it to stop the snoring before it started.
eb110americana about 9 hours ago
Gimme a beer, whatever’s on-tap. And put a head on in!
Thomas R. Williams about 7 hours ago
That was a biting comment.
tee929 about 6 hours ago
So, is he just a ‘tis’ now?
eddi-TBH about 6 hours ago
The score of a lifetime. This is why I stayed a bachelor.
lisaegray about 4 hours ago
Happy Halloween, all!
Mediatech about 3 hours ago
Never had a prayer