Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 21, 2024

Delay, defer, deny.

If there’s a hot place, they are going there.

If only we could ensure that

Those two new souls are laughing behind him.

“The Sins of the Father Clause”

The pre-existing condition being lack of compassion in order to maximize profits?

Seems Wiley has chosen his standing point towards that inoccuousing of an CEO.

If only it worked in reality.

As someone with a medical pre-existing condition, the situation displayed in this comic deserves a hearty laugh from Nelson Muntz.

Doesn’t look that much like Brian Thompson, but I’m gonna guess it was inspired by him.

I’m a Septuagenarian and now realize I have a pre-existing condition…..I’m alive and I’d like to keep it that way!

What good is it if you own the world but lose your soul…

I’m sorry, Paradise is out of network.

“We’re going to produce phenomenal health care. And we already have the concept of the plan. And it’ll be much better health care,” Trump told George Stephanopoulos. When Stephanopoulos asked if he was going to tell people what the plan was, Trump responded: “Yeah, we’ll be announcing that in two months, maybe less.” – June 18, 2018

MAGAts think he has a healthcare plan.

But MAGAts aren’t shizzit eating dumb @@@@@………..

Is that the dude from NY? Nahhh

With my cell phone company, all phones come with a one-year guarantee. However, if anything goes wrong it’s because you damaged it.

Would you sell a policy of fire insurance for a house that’s on fire?

Surprised that the claims adjuster even made it up there.

His preexisting condition is that he’s a Liberal commie atheist.

It’s a great morning……

“They call it groceries! Bacon, lettuce, tomato. All the everything is so much higher than it ever was. And we’re going to bring that down, and we’re going to do it very simply.” – The Reality Show Con Artist 10/17/24

“I’d like to bring them down. It’s hard to bring things down once they’re up. You know, it’s very hard.” – The Reality Show Con Artist 12/12/24

When I got up, my IQ was still high enough to realize SIMPLE and TOUGH are antonyms so I can spot the contradiction above.

But MAGAts aren’t shizzit eating dumb @@@@@…..

I knew a Claims Adjuster who worked for a major health insurance company. He cynically had in his office a framed poster of Nancy Reagan with her famous slogan “Just Say No!”

I have to wonder about this comic strip’s lead time. Was it already in the hopper before Brian Thompson’s murder? Within a day of that I had already heard jokes about his entry to Heaven being denied due to a “pre-existing condition.”

MAGAts aren’t going to hell.

I cannot believe the Republicans are extending the debt ceiling — I am a Republican and I am embarrassed!” — The Reality Show Con Artist in January 2013.

“Congress must get rid of, or extend out to, perhaps, 2029, the ridiculous Debt Ceiling. – The Reality Show Con Artist 12/20/24

The devil only wants human souls.

But MAGAts aren’t shizzit eating dumb @@@@@…

And just " why " is that person using a " IV " pole in heaven ?