Hairless cat Legless lizard flightless bird mindless doofus
Out of the four choices, I’m betting the mindless doofuswill loose his life first.
Oxymoron—accent on the moron!
As if texting while walking wasn’t bad enough…..today, the Skytrain in Vancouver was shut down by some doofus jumping onto the rails to “catch one.”
Hmm…. some cats have hair… some birds do fly…But are there any doofuses that are NOT mindless?
Pokemon GO. I saw about 15 of them in the park on my run yesterday. Would they be called GOists? Would someone who hunts them down be called a GOistBuster?Probably not.
I don’t know why this strip is called “Off the Mark.” This one seems spot-on to me.
Shouldn’t the driver have their device in their hand as well?
And he is playing that stupid ‘pokeman’ hunting app!
The Pokemon Zombie Apocalypse is upon us!!
You don’t come across the first three very often, but the last one is EVERYWHERE.
Darwinian selection.
Spot on, Mark…
No matter what a doofus does, I don’t fuss.
Yup—pretty much. Sadly. (For the last panel, at least.)
Snake: “Legless lizard.”;D
September 06, 2014
KA7DRE Premium Member over 8 years ago
Out of the four choices, I’m betting the mindless doofuswill loose his life first.
orinoco womble over 8 years ago
Oxymoron—accent on the moron!
blunebottle over 8 years ago
As if texting while walking wasn’t bad enough…..today, the Skytrain in Vancouver was shut down by some doofus jumping onto the rails to “catch one.”
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 8 years ago
Hmm…. some cats have hair… some birds do fly…But are there any doofuses that are NOT mindless?
Ron-Ar over 8 years ago
Pokemon GO. I saw about 15 of them in the park on my run yesterday. Would they be called GOists? Would someone who hunts them down be called a GOistBuster?Probably not.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 8 years ago
I don’t know why this strip is called “Off the Mark.” This one seems spot-on to me.
whiteheron over 8 years ago
Shouldn’t the driver have their device in their hand as well?
imagenesis over 8 years ago
And he is playing that stupid ‘pokeman’ hunting app!
mikeyman over 8 years ago
The Pokemon Zombie Apocalypse is upon us!!
Perkycat over 8 years ago
You don’t come across the first three very often, but the last one is EVERYWHERE.
MissScarlet Premium Member over 8 years ago
Darwinian selection.
neverenoughgold over 8 years ago
Spot on, Mark…
gammaguy over 8 years ago
No matter what a doofus does, I don’t fuss.
rgcviper over 8 years ago
Yup—pretty much. Sadly. (For the last panel, at least.)
Rachel_E almost 6 years ago
Snake: “Legless lizard.”;D