Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for July 20, 2016

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    KA7DRE Premium Member over 8 years ago

    Out of the four choices, I’m betting the mindless doofuswill loose his life first.

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    orinoco womble  over 8 years ago

    Oxymoron—accent on the moron!

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    blunebottle  over 8 years ago

    As if texting while walking wasn’t bad enough…..today, the Skytrain in Vancouver was shut down by some doofus jumping onto the rails to “catch one.”

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 8 years ago

    Hmm…. some cats have hair… some birds do fly…But are there any doofuses that are NOT mindless?

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    Ron-Ar  over 8 years ago

    Pokemon GO. I saw about 15 of them in the park on my run yesterday. Would they be called GOists? Would someone who hunts them down be called a GOistBuster?Probably not.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 8 years ago

    I don’t know why this strip is called “Off the Mark.” This one seems spot-on to me.

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    whiteheron  over 8 years ago

    Shouldn’t the driver have their device in their hand as well?

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    imagenesis  over 8 years ago

    And he is playing that stupid ‘pokeman’ hunting app!

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    mikeyman  over 8 years ago

    The Pokemon Zombie Apocalypse is upon us!!

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    Perkycat  over 8 years ago

    You don’t come across the first three very often, but the last one is EVERYWHERE.

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    MissScarlet Premium Member over 8 years ago

    Darwinian selection.

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    neverenoughgold  over 8 years ago

    Spot on, Mark…

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    gammaguy  over 8 years ago

    No matter what a doofus does, I don’t fuss.

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    rgcviper  over 8 years ago

    Yup—pretty much. Sadly. (For the last panel, at least.)

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    Rachel_E  almost 6 years ago

    Snake: “Legless lizard.”;D

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