Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for January 31, 2022

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Imbolc begins.

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    wldhrsy2luv  almost 3 years ago

    Wow! The pounds just peel off.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    “You guys are doin’ great out there! Can’t you just feel the weight dropping off?!”

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Date Watchers.

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    Doug K  almost 3 years ago

    Take off just a little each day – one day at a time.

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    Gent  almost 3 years ago

    Weight loss obsession is gonna kills ya someday.

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    The Reader Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Finally, a weight loss program that requires no effort on your part, and actually works!!!

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    oakie817  almost 3 years ago

    oh the irony

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    Chris  almost 3 years ago

    hopefully this tip is free, otherwise you got totally ripped off.

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    Ace 66  almost 3 years ago

    What show is this, Dr Oz?

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    ewaldoh  almost 3 years ago

    To y’all,

    Great job; best string of comments this year.

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    DM2860  almost 3 years ago

    So your weight loss tip is to rip off your face?

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    Zebrastripes  almost 3 years ago

    They say it peels right off after a few months

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    Camiyami Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    If only it were that easy.

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    jbrobo Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Clever

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    Potamus  almost 3 years ago

    Of course you’ll just gain it all back over the holidays.

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    Mary Sullivan Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    LOL, I went on a diet and all I lost was a month.

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    sobrown51  almost 3 years ago

    Seems like the calendar is a bit loose since all its dates are between the sheets.

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    Stephen Gilberg  almost 3 years ago

    Sometimes I miss page-a-day calendars. But I see the environmentalist advantage in their decline.

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    Daeder  almost 3 years ago

    Another tip, or another rip?

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    Spiffy  almost 3 years ago

    January 31? Come’on, everybody gave up on their weight loss resolutions weeks ago!

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    Vilyehm  almost 3 years ago

    Printed on rice paper…

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    Karptaz  almost 3 years ago

    He will be paper thin by the end of the year

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    edeloriea14  almost 3 years ago

    Thanx for reminding me to change the calendar to February!

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    Ricky Bennett  almost 3 years ago

    He’s gonna be ripped by December…

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