Peanuts by Charles Schulz for August 26, 2024

I think we saw a soap opera.

You call that an apology? He didn’t even say he was sorry.

That sure was a wily coyote. ba-dum-bum

Seems like Snoopy dodged a bullet here.

She certainly doesn’t beat around the coyote bush.

must be run around Sue

Jerry Springer: Beagle style.

That {{ wordForFemaleDog }} !!!

Fickle.

Durn coyotes!

Well, she’s getting her share of the world.

A simple twist of fate for Snoopy and Spike. (Sounds like a good name for a Bob Dylan song, donnit?)

And I bet she’s left that coyote for something else.

So that’s how Carman and Winslow met.

Spike sucks. He actually sucks worse than Snoopy. I didn’t think that was possible.

Just a dog being a dog. I think there’s a name for her kind, starts with a B……

I saw The Man in the Moon over the weekend. It was mostly about a sibling love triangle, but the ending was more tragic than this.

A lot of good cowboys on YouTube Spike

Dances with Wolves, anyone? It’s a movie.

Well, that just great! You’ve left Peppermint Patty vulnerable to all sorts of violent criminals for nothing!

Dear Spike,

Truly tragic news. If she ran off with a coyote I certainly pray she is not now being canine trafficked in a puppy mill in California.

And I, Snoopy, watched “Women Talking” on Prime last night and it was just that. 1 hour 44 minutes of women talking and 1 hour and 44 minutes of my life wasted that I will never get back. You can Count on it and you’ve been warned.

It’s a classic move. I’ve seen it a thousand times. Your woman leaves you for someone close to you and then dumps them for someone else shortly after. Rinse and repeat.

And I am sure going to miss the coyote!

You didn’t miss anything, Snoops. She was fickle.

Now she’s a member of a pack.

Some people would call that ‘karma’.

She may be in trouble I think coyotes often eat dogs.

Well, there’s this new movie out, and it’s supposed to be pretty good. It’s called “Star Wars”…

She is now the entree at the coyote dinner.

It is a dog eat dog world.

Spike did you a favor, Snoopy. (Even though he had no idea that’s what he was doing at the time.)

In 1977, the answer to Spike’s question would have been, of course, Star Wars. Probably followed by Smokey and the Bandit.

♫♪

Evil woman, how you’ve done me wrong

But now you’re tryin’ to wail a different song

Ha, ha, funny how you broke me up

You made the wine, now you drink the cup

♪♫

the lady seems a bit whimsical

Spike might be receiving a letter containing a mysterious white powder

¯\( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_/¯ sitting around (╯▔皿▔)╯ listening to ♨♨ the murmur of voices(▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿) the clinking of glassware and quaffing another root beer.

Crystal Gayle had a song called “Why Have You Left the One You Left Me For?”

I found this arc to be long and kind of…boring. It all happened “off screen”, basically. Oh well, on to the next adventure.

There haven’t been any good movies all summer. I know last year’s strikes threw a spanner in the works, but there were movies that came out in the spring, like Dune, Ghostbusters, and King Kong, that could have made credible summer blockbusters if the studios had held them back. (I say that, but I was already very annoyed that they pushed Dune from November to March.)

This letter proves that Spike doesn’t care. Snoopy deserves better!

Shouldn’t have stopped in Vegas on the way to Needles!

Tramp !

Good riddance. You were spared life with a bit… er – floozy, Snoopy.

Her bad behavior does not negate yours, Spike.

Today,August 26th,is “Dog Appreciation Day”. No,seriously

What a flake! Snoopy dodged a bullet

People often think of “Peanuts” as just a family comic strip, but sometimes it can get just as weird as “The Far Side” in its own way.

the next day: Dear Brother I have good news and bad news. Your fiance is no longer with the coyote, the bad news is she is in his belly.

Kramer vs Kramer

Irreconcilable Differences

The War of the Roses

….

Floozy!

She better hope the coyote doesn’t eat her!

Snoopy fiancée is quite the female dog I see

She has a name and is called Fickle.

Gives literal Creedence to the term "B!%C&#@ be crazy … " ;)