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Goat: Hey, Rat... How come pig wasn't at the the diner this morning? Rat: He has goosebumps. Goat: Since when do goosebumps keep someone from going out for coffee? Goose: Next time pay your debts. Goat: Never mind. Rat: Look... It's a goosekicktothegroin.
Gluteus Maximus over 12 years ago
RAT: Hey, at least it isn’t Gooseshottothehead.
Sherlock Watson over 12 years ago
DUCK! GOOSE!
DGWillie over 12 years ago
Enough Cowbell, too much WWE
Templo S.U.D. over 12 years ago
I was with Goat in the second and final panels. Odd. (Rat, send that bird to Pastis ’cause this seemed like a terrible pun.)
Phatts over 12 years ago
… oh … the pain … the pain …
Varnes over 12 years ago
I’ve been goosed before, butt not quite like that…………..Now Swans are a different story…they don’t need a bat, they’ll bite your nose off and laugh………..Don’t ask….
dimensioncr8r over 12 years ago
I can see Duck Duck Goose jokes in the future. Just try us Pastis.
Sisyphos over 12 years ago
The geese that pause across from where I live had better not be armed (winged?)! The mere thought gives me goosebumps!
zero over 12 years ago
Take a gander at that poor @#%&*! Pig…
orinoco womble over 12 years ago
Looks like Pig should have borrowed from a chicken outfit…
Zebrails over 12 years ago
Pig does have an ally… Guard Duck. If Pig had gone to his authority, this would never have happened. Geese fly, bats fly,…Poor Pig.
knight1192a over 12 years ago
Biggest thing to worry about with the goose mafia, fly by poopings.
cork over 12 years ago
Piloerection, the clinical term for goosebumps. True! Look it up.
finale over 12 years ago
Betcha $50 the overdue debt was a bar tab by Rat that he foisted on to Pig.
soupygeorge over 12 years ago
That’s a Canada goose; shouldn’t he be using a hockey stick?
Varnes over 12 years ago
I heard him say something the old bat, but I thought he was talking about his wife….
cubswin2016 over 12 years ago
I was expecting R.L. Stine to be in the last panel.
corzak over 12 years ago
Pig! Call upon the “Great Cackler” to restrain his brutal minion . . .
Digital Frog over 12 years ago
Next thing you know, pig will wake up with Pastis’ head on the pillow next to him.
hariseldon59 over 12 years ago
I knew geese were mean, but this is the first time I’ve seen one using a weapon. I wonder if he’s related to Guard Duck.
MeGoNow Premium Member over 12 years ago
I’m not surprised. You never see a happy, friendly goose. No goose versions of Donald or Daffy.
Ermine Notyours over 12 years ago
If more Canadians were that good with a baseball bat, the Expos wouldn’t have had to have moved to Washington DC.
g cai over 12 years ago
maybe that goose should have a talk with the Greek and Spanish finance ministers
Joey Blau over 12 years ago
ouch.. why so mean Mr. P?
coffeemugman over 12 years ago
Vengeance most fowl
Number Three over 12 years ago
Awwwwwwww! Poor Pig.
I knew Rat would enjoy this.
LOL xxx
EdFenstermacher20 over 12 years ago
Pate de foie gras.
GoodQuestion Premium Member over 12 years ago
Pig needs a drink . . . maybe a nice rabbit punch?!? …..☻
Wizard4168 over 12 years ago
And now Pig’s left with a goose-egg. Several, by the looks of it…
oldionus over 12 years ago
This is why everyone loves Pearls. Stephan is SO CRAZY.
bmonk over 12 years ago
Hmm. The Canada Goose mafia, eh? I thought our neighbors to the North were mostly nicer than that.
Moishe3rd over 12 years ago
You’ve gone too far, Pastis. Hurt Pig again and Zeeba will suffer for it. Nothing will stop the Rage of Crocs. Zeeba should pay reparations and medical bills for Pig.Do it today, Pastis or – it’s Croc Time!
Popeyesforearm over 12 years ago
at least it’s not the Christmas goose my weird uncle gives everybody.
JGordonFan24 over 12 years ago
Next time, pay up. It will hurt a lot less.
Snoopy_Fan over 12 years ago
I’m leaving if he starts goosehumping…
TheAlmightyOne over 12 years ago
Watch out guard duck!
xall2h1 over 12 years ago
i have been feeling sad for pig in the last few strips
April_Lady Premium Member over 12 years ago
Awwww…poor pig. What did he do to deserve that!!?!
Ranchan over 7 years ago
“Not the Oompa Loompas!”
alantain over 1 year ago
Hope Goose and Duck don’t get in a fight! We’ll all be doomed!