Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 26, 2012
November 25, 2012
November 27, 2012
Transcript:
Rat: Yo, neighbor Bob. How goes it? Neighbor: Not good. I'm trying to buy a sari for my indian girlfriend, but I can't find any. So the saleswoman is checking in the storeroom for me. Saleswoman: Well... I'm afraid we don't have any. Neighbor: None at all ? Saleswoman: No sari, Bob. Rat: Apologize for your lameness. Pastis: I'm sari.
paha_siga almost 12 years ago
That was lame indeed.
freeholder1 almost 12 years ago
Well, he addressed the issue.
freeholder1 almost 12 years ago
Just as well. if he found one and gifted her, he’d be an Indian giver.
freeholder1 almost 12 years ago
Take her to then Delhi for a sandwich.
freeholder1 almost 12 years ago
If FDR had been an Indian, he’d have given her a New Delhi.
margueritem almost 12 years ago
O U C H…
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 12 years ago
The saleslady’s line would have worked slightly better had he been looking for an open carriage.
“No surrey Bob.”
Still not stellar.
But oh well… when it comes to bad puns…I’ll take what I can get.
zero almost 12 years ago
And so is Brenda Lee
Sisyphos almost 12 years ago
Two puns, two! Two for the price of one!Do we get to kick That Sad Little Man in the face twice?
blunebottle almost 12 years ago
I’ll bet he stayed up late figuring out how to work that pun in…..
knight1192a almost 12 years ago
Bad pun but Rat foolishly kept it going. Should have seen that coming. Too bad for Rat he’s not even a 32nd as mart as he thinks he is.
vwdualnomand almost 12 years ago
bob has a girlfriend? a bald guy has a girlfriend? i thought girls only like guys with a full head of hair like justin bieber.
justalurkr almost 12 years ago
Riding that sari pun into the ground.
einarbt7 almost 12 years ago
A good bad pun.
timtribbett almost 12 years ago
Ouch!
jmartin1955 almost 12 years ago
Sadly I laughed.
finale almost 12 years ago
Just as well; all that clothing was a Sari lot.
jessegooddoggy almost 12 years ago
Too much holiday, Steph
kathleenhammett almost 12 years ago
mkahn almost 12 years ago
Just reading the first panel, I see a pun approaching…
Carl Rennhack Premium Member almost 12 years ago
@jukeofurl—I’m sari, so sari, please accept my apology—As sung by Brenda Lee’s lesser known cousin, Brenda Grant.
hcr1985 almost 12 years ago
At least Rat didn’t kill him this time.
Retired Dude almost 12 years ago
How about “Sarah put on her sari and went to the soiree in a surrey.” Oh. Sorry. Don’t be sore.
SquidGamerGal almost 12 years ago
Does he even has a job?
Digital Frog almost 12 years ago
Just another sari excuse for a pun.
Vonne Anton almost 12 years ago
His Indian girlfriend might be someone he talks to on the phone when trying to get tech support. Wonder if they have ever met? Wonder if she knows how sari he is?
Number Three almost 12 years ago
LOVE IT!
xxx
tinachambers almost 12 years ago
should have just said “sari” in the last frame
debuggingdevice almost 12 years ago
Didn’t Connie Francis ask, “Whose Sari Now?”
Chibi-robo64 almost 12 years ago
Really? Oh well.
route66paul almost 12 years ago
Sew sari
angusdad almost 12 years ago
You knew this was coming from the first frame.
Sherlock Watson almost 12 years ago
Bob then went on to star in an advertising campaign for Macs and iPads; it was called “Bob for Apples.”·There it is — the first non-sari pun in this section.
Kydex29 almost 12 years ago
A bun is the doughiest form of wheat.
timreilly53 almost 12 years ago
That was the worst one yet.
Cromwell almost 12 years ago
Well, perhaps if it didn’t have to be in lame?
Rickapolis almost 12 years ago
One of his poor efforts with puns, but they are usually very good so I don’t really mind.
Srover almost 12 years ago
I thought it would be “who’s sari now?”
orange_orca almost 12 years ago
Neighbor Bob’s cheating on his wife, WHAT!?
explorser almost 12 years ago
pain… pain…
Call me Ishmael almost 12 years ago
I ran all the way home…just to say I’m Sari…
Soroxas almost 12 years ago
My World Geog. teacher happens to be married to a Muslim lady
Buggerlugs almost 12 years ago
Love is never having to sew your sari.
burgerbutt almost 12 years ago
he should have gone to saris r us
kingmichael19 almost 12 years ago
I agree with rat on this one. LAME.