Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 29, 2015

Since it’s Larry, I’m certain it’s not top-shelf stuff.

The bright side is that those annoying kids will be more amicable with all that tequila on them

Larry Crocodile as a clown is worse than Herschel Krustofski.

For once, I agree with Larry!

At that party the kids probably would be doing tequila shots BEFORE Larry even showed up.

Now all of the kids will be asking for Larry at their parties.

Wait until you see what’s in the piñata.

Larry should charge by the spritz.

wondering when we’re getting back to something funny

It’s like that famous Eagles’ song:

“It’s another Tequila SurpriseSquirting slowly in my eyeSaid goodbye.He was just a hired clownWorking on the kids he planned to mainThe Crocs are lame”

Or something like that.

I’m hearing “Tequila” by the Champs in my head right now.

Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo dooDoo doo doo doo doo doo doo …

come on I have to have a job somewhere, this is the cruddiest one that would hire me, he says. I hate kids, I hate people, I hate work but I gotta live somehow.

Dum-dum Larry: you put vodka in the seltzer bottle… tequila is too dark to pass for seltzer!

I forget if it was a “Cheers” or “Frasier” episode where someone with a nasty hangover groans; (paraphrasing) “Any country that uses tequila for its national drink is bound for hell” or something like that.

Anybody?

MAD magazine once did a parody of Howdy Doody in which Clarabelle got out his seltzer bottle, and some scotch to go with it.

By gum, when I was a kid, we didn’t waste good liquor, although I guess we did waste half a bottle of all those soft drinks we poured out allow us to add to the half empty bottle so the beach patrol wouldn’t take it away from us.

This storyline is probably the best one I’ve seen this year!

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I wanna go to Larry’s parties…..ummmmm Tequila!!!!

I must say, I like Larry’s attitude.Maybe the Guy with the Blue Shirt (and metaphorical blue nose) should butt out of the kids’ party and let them learn their own lessons about stealing seltzer bottles.

tell me how, tell me how, tell me how much tequila did i drink last night??!!! (steve goodman)

“Perhaps”…..

Carbonated tequila? Sounds dreadful.

Bad croc, Bad.