Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 23, 2016
Transcript:
Pig: What's that, Rat? Rat: It's all-knowing eye. It watches everything you do. I sell it to governments and employers and religious institutions. Pig: Gee. I don't know if I like that. All-Knowing Eye: It's okay, honey, it's for your own good. Rat: I sold one to your mother.
BE THIS GUY over 8 years ago
Stick a fork in it!
Sherlock Watson over 8 years ago
Are they manufactured in Providence, Rhode Island?
AGED_ENGINEER Premium Member over 8 years ago
Winston Smith does NOT approve.
Bilan over 8 years ago
Now he just needs the twenty rings.
bigcatbusiness over 8 years ago
Nah, I think I’ll stick with the old magic mirror.
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 8 years ago
Bilan… I was thinking that too.Has Rat dared to steal from Mordor??
Kind&Kinder over 8 years ago
“No matter where your feet may take you, there is always an eye watching you.” Whoa—I just creeped myself out!
blunebottle over 8 years ago
1984.
juicebruce over 8 years ago
So that is how you get an eye-full !
Chithing Premium Member over 8 years ago
Big mother is watching you.
Lyons Group, Inc. over 8 years ago
“You Can’t Hide Your Lyin’ Eyes” (1975). Actually it’s just called “Lyin’ Eyes”
Willywise52 Premium Member over 8 years ago
I want one.How much?
mail2jbl over 8 years ago
Sauron’s eye on a pedestal.
Chad Cheetah over 8 years ago
Rat needs one at all times
Radish... over 8 years ago
The NSA has its eye on Rat.
StarWarsGuy500 over 8 years ago
Creepy.
Rev Phnk Ey over 8 years ago
There’s always someone watching, looking over your shoulder. Average White Band
Ignatz Premium Member over 8 years ago
It’s for our own good that they know what we do.But they fight like crazy to keep US from knowing what THEY do.
Guilty Bystander over 8 years ago
Only Mom? Whew! Thought it might be Julian Assange.
Sailor46 USN 65-95 over 8 years ago
“It’s for your own good” a statement that usually means you’re not going to like whatever is going to be done to or for you!
angelfiredragon over 8 years ago
employers and religious organizations are at least optional, don’t want them spying on you don’t work or join them. The government however, we are stuck with.
Number Three over 8 years ago
If an eye was spying on me, I would punch it and it would become a black eye!
xxx
Sisyphos over 8 years ago
It’s a rather feminine-looking eye. Does that make the spying feel any more tolerable? I think not. Where’s my Daisy Red Ryder™ B-B rifle?
Phatts over 8 years ago
“Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron’s cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.”— C.S. Lewis
stevek Premium Member over 8 years ago
Its the Pinkerton"s.
richdell over 8 years ago
My mother didn’t need one of those. She was already all-seeing.
Larry Croc almost 7 years ago
oh nose! I farts on eyebaull! :(
Larry Croc almost 7 years ago
oh nose! I farts on eyebaull! :(
alantain about 1 year ago
Just the thing to give you the creeping willies! Yikes!