Ah, Rat. Someday maybe you’ll realize that everyone has a different shot at life, and we make our choices. Proust for some, Mickey Spillane (remember him?) for others, Ray Bradbury or A.E. Van Vogt or Larry Niven for others (and a million other paths—just in terms of authors). And then, you could just enjoy playing tennis, football, or whatever delights you. A world brimming with so many possibilities. Enjoy your way, Rat!
Some book clubs read the most boring books! They say it gets you to read all sorts to broaden your realm…in today’s busy world, no thanks! If I’m going to spend time reading, I want an interesting, fast moving book, one without chapters describing the surrounding area….Boo Hiss
It’s now unpopular to read, very unpopular to learn and think for yourself, and incredible to suggest stream of consciousness. We’re in a land where that stream’s a dry and dusty creek bed. Thinking (especially for yourself) can make you different from others and value yourself as a free and independent individual, and that is way too dangerous for way too many people to allow. Safer to stay with the rest of the sheep, just like everyone else. Until some fat cats decide they’re hungry for lambchops again.
I’ve read the first book. The only good thing I can say about it is that it starts with a cookie. This is from someone with 2 1/2 degrees in American literature who specialized in Nathaniel Hawthorne and James Fennimore Cooper.
Wow. The best series of comments ever above! I’m reading Proust now, and love it… mesmerizing for me… but agreed with every one of you, to one degree or another. Pastis draws a really interesting readership.
Rat should have started with the wine much earlier. And he should have read the selected book. I guess he just thought he’d enjoy the stimulating atmosphere before hitting the local pub….
BE THIS GUY over 5 years ago
Where’s the wine?
B UTTONS over 5 years ago
Rat does have a point, why contemplate the Search of Lost Time, when you can seize the moment and enjoy the present time – now.
alaskajohn1 over 5 years ago
Who’s Proust?
DennisinSeattle over 5 years ago
I like their little wine bellies.
oldpine52 over 5 years ago
As a wise man once said,“Those who won’t read have little advantage over those who can’t.”
gocomics over 5 years ago
Yes, Rat, there IS a life out there. A painful, complicated, soul-crushing life. That’s why we read books. That’s why we read comic strips.
sirbadger over 5 years ago
An introvert can go jogging, but socially, that isn’t any better than the book club.
hariseldon59 over 5 years ago
This coming from a guy who spends most of his time watching TV and drinking beer.
jvn over 5 years ago
That’s odd… it’s usually the life outside that makes me run to books.
enigmamz over 5 years ago
At they aren’t on their phones outside PRETENDING to be interested in the happenings within their immediate vicinity.
Bilan over 5 years ago
Normally, I would disagree with Rat. But when it comes to Proust, …
Kind&Kinder over 5 years ago
Ah, Rat. Someday maybe you’ll realize that everyone has a different shot at life, and we make our choices. Proust for some, Mickey Spillane (remember him?) for others, Ray Bradbury or A.E. Van Vogt or Larry Niven for others (and a million other paths—just in terms of authors). And then, you could just enjoy playing tennis, football, or whatever delights you. A world brimming with so many possibilities. Enjoy your way, Rat!
Gent over 5 years ago
“Next, we discuss the book Pearls Takes A Wrong Turn by Stephan Pastis”.
“HAALP! GANGWAY! LET’S GET OUTTA HERE!”"
SonicFan91 over 5 years ago
Why not Animal Farm by George Orwell. It’s perfect
the lost wizard over 5 years ago
Somebody who’s just using Cliffs notes shouldn’t complain.
Zebrastripes over 5 years ago
Some book clubs read the most boring books! They say it gets you to read all sorts to broaden your realm…in today’s busy world, no thanks! If I’m going to spend time reading, I want an interesting, fast moving book, one without chapters describing the surrounding area….Boo Hiss
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 5 years ago
Imagine Rat’s reaction if book club guy came into the bar where Rat was having a pint and yelled those same words AT RAT!
Troglodyte over 5 years ago
Book club? Aren’t they the ones to help you get reservations at your favourite restaurants, games and theatres?
tripwire45 over 5 years ago
There’s nothing wrong with reading books.
The Old Wolf over 5 years ago
Someone make Rat some madeleines, he needs a good memory to anchor his consciousness to.
daveoverpar over 5 years ago
There’s a very compelling stream of consciousness in Pastis’ work. Nah, just kidding.
rmercer Premium Member over 5 years ago
98% of that “life out there” is no better than what you’re doing now….
WaitingMan over 5 years ago
Wimps! A real book club would be discussing the entirety of Proust’s “In Search of Lost Time”, not just the first book of the series.
Carl Rennhack Premium Member over 5 years ago
The last book Rat read was, “Fifty Feet to the Outhouse” by Willie Mae Kitt and Betty Wont!
Gent over 5 years ago
Giorgio opens up a book club. Soon, the members begin screaming… “Oh no! It’s a Cook Book Club! It’s a Cook Book Club! Help! Help! "
cdward over 5 years ago
Poor rat. One of my great pleasures is discussing books with friends.
JudyAz over 5 years ago
When I read the first panel, I thought it was a buildup to a pun.
Radish the wordsmith over 5 years ago
Proust in his book he wrote about, wrote about…
El Cobbo Grande over 5 years ago
Ahewwwwwww……how’s that?
Popcorn over 5 years ago
I like books with few words,lots of pictures,and yet provoke many thoughts,can make you wince,laugh or cry…oh yeah,it’s called a photo album! ; )
Ignatz Premium Member over 5 years ago
On the other hand, thanks to books, I’ve spent time in Antarctica, ancient Greece, Thebes, Japan, and Middle Earth.
Display over 5 years ago
It’s now unpopular to read, very unpopular to learn and think for yourself, and incredible to suggest stream of consciousness. We’re in a land where that stream’s a dry and dusty creek bed. Thinking (especially for yourself) can make you different from others and value yourself as a free and independent individual, and that is way too dangerous for way too many people to allow. Safer to stay with the rest of the sheep, just like everyone else. Until some fat cats decide they’re hungry for lambchops again.
MartinPerry1 over 5 years ago
Hey, Rat. No need to throw a hissy fit just because you didn’t do the reading.
marilynnbyerly over 5 years ago
I’ve read the first book. The only good thing I can say about it is that it starts with a cookie. This is from someone with 2 1/2 degrees in American literature who specialized in Nathaniel Hawthorne and James Fennimore Cooper.
Seed_drill over 5 years ago
Summarizing Proust works better in song.
rstove428 Premium Member over 5 years ago
Wow. The best series of comments ever above! I’m reading Proust now, and love it… mesmerizing for me… but agreed with every one of you, to one degree or another. Pastis draws a really interesting readership.
Al Nala over 5 years ago
I’m with Rat on this.
Cornelius Noodleman over 5 years ago
You could use a book as a club, ON RAT!
tonicee9 over 5 years ago
I think Mr. Pastis is a closet intellectual.
quickdrawcui over 5 years ago
Thanos is coming…….
Sisyphos over 5 years ago
Rat should have started with the wine much earlier. And he should have read the selected book. I guess he just thought he’d enjoy the stimulating atmosphere before hitting the local pub….
LilPeruna over 3 years ago
Sorry, Rat, it’s not an ‘either-or’ situation
TheRock over 1 year ago
pastis: likes starting controversy