I always had trouble applying for a job because I was a generalist. I didn’t have incredibly deep knowledge of anything, but some knowledge of a lot of things. Resume filters don’t like that.
And, once a person reaches a certain age, he, or she is automatically considered to be "UNemployable’, no matter how well versed one was in the company’s direction and policy, up until the day YOU reach that magical number..
BasilBruce about 8 hours ago
In other words, he’s good for nothing.
sirbadger about 7 hours ago
I’m a Jack of all trades except for whatever trade I need for this job.
Botulism Bob about 7 hours ago
There’s not many jobs for a professional balloon traveler.
orinoco womble about 7 hours ago
“I am a blank slate just waiting to be written on.”
iggyman about 6 hours ago
“I have not yet realized my full potential!”
Jml58 about 6 hours ago
I have no preconcived ideas about how it should be done, so you can show me how you do it in this company.
Gent about 4 hours ago
You is needs to lists your plus points pig. You is makes great ham bacon and pork chops. MMMMM…
Gent about 4 hours ago
Notheeng is impossible. It is means me can achieves the impossible.
some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member about 4 hours ago
“I’m positive I’m adept at being unskilled”
Purple People Eater about 4 hours ago
There is no doubt about the amount of my adeptness.
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member about 4 hours ago
Pigs not even adept at adapting his answer!
juicebruce about 2 hours ago
Pig your Job Skill … A Pawn for Stephan Pastis ;-)
Huckleberry Hiroshima about 2 hours ago
“Plus I get dirty when I write.”
Ellis97 about 1 hour ago
Pig must have a quite a complex if he’s writing that down.
Procat Premium Member about 1 hour ago
Everybody starts out unskilled.
markkahler52 about 1 hour ago
Adept at being the king of wishful thinking
uniquename about 1 hour ago
I always had trouble applying for a job because I was a generalist. I didn’t have incredibly deep knowledge of anything, but some knowledge of a lot of things. Resume filters don’t like that.
CementerAD5 44 minutes ago
And, once a person reaches a certain age, he, or she is automatically considered to be "UNemployable’, no matter how well versed one was in the company’s direction and policy, up until the day YOU reach that magical number..
babka Premium Member 16 minutes ago
he’s good. that’s not nothing.
DaBump Premium Member 12 minutes ago
But he has great potential! [ugh, now I need to go back to therapy… ;) ]
Count Olaf Premium Member 2 minutes ago
If he is applying for the Director of the DEI (fka AA) HR Department he’ll be hired on the spot.