Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for March 31, 2013

I’ve had my current phone (Nexus S) for about a year too. It was pretty much outdated at the time I bought it, but it was still ten times better than my last phone, and upgrading it made it more advanced than most people’s newer phones.

A good friend never needs to be upgraded.

Hoppy, hoppy, hoppy…

I stick to land lines. I do not trust that microwave radiation.

Happy Easter to you too, Isaia!

Love Marigold and Phoebe’s conversations and meanders. True friendship – no upgrade needed there, either.

How annoying- if you enlarge the comic the stupid ad-video on the side bar covers up the last panel- and there is no way to close it unless you let the video run for a few seconds. Is it doing this to eveybody or is it just me today?

It works fine for me.

If it was an Android phone she’d need to get a new one every couple of months in order to stay current. And good luck on getting any of the carriers to push out an update for the OS.

New this year we present the new model unicorn The U-Nii 2 iCorn it comes in sleek new collars, Onyx, Ivory , Teal, Red or Chrome. it has a two way built in camera for making videos and holding live video chats, free roaming Wi-Fi with 16G ability, USB H.O.R.N and 32 U-Nii-que H.O.R.N attachments it comes with wings for faster speed, and touch sedative fiber-optic LCD fur with built in APPs already with it and 150 Terra Bites of free space to add new apps downloaded from our app store for only 200 points each from a 2000 point card that costs $50. The U-Nii 2 comes with hit games like Slightly Aggravated Harpies , Legume Samurai and Rocks vs Necromancers. It also comes with a sleek new carrying case, rechargeable battery pack Compact power adapter, RCA jack and AV cables all of witch plug in to the handy rear adapter. It has Multipayer Online ability for up to 32 friends (head sets and 32 controllers sold separately) and all for the low low price of ONLY $995.95 if you preregister you get the game Todd in Candy Land and a code to unlock his exclusive weapon that is totally necessary but not built in to the game when you buy it normally. Our product has no backwards comparability with last years Unicorn, you won’t be able to sell , barrow or trade any of the stuff you buy for it Due to piracy we have activation codes in every thing now. and If you see the eyes turn read hop off and run for the hills, it’s about to Ka-Spode. Yah, they do that from time to time, its a known bug and we’re working on a patch, but you can send one in for a replacement if its under warranty. People call it the red eye of death. Also don’t ride it too long as radiation may cause you to grow hair a tail and maybe a 2nd head. but other then that this is THE must have item of the year. Wait in line for 3 days so YOU can be the 1st to own one and have pure bragging rights. Buy now or stores will be out of stock until the next shipment arrives. Not Comparable with girls named Phoebe. Please install Upgrade to Gerald and reboot your continuity.

“Almost a year” also describes how long the comic has run. Maybe she got her phone right before meeting Marigold.

I see.

The problem is that they really do get better. I go back to when all the computers in the world, put together, weren’t as powerful as one iPhone.

Give me a phone that’s just a phone that goes where I roam.I work with hi-tech every day and don’t want a 21st century chain tying me down.

I just want to make and recieve phone calls. I don’t need the upgrades.

Happy Easter to you and everyone as well!

Spoiled! I’m way older but I have no phone!