Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for September 22, 2023

Stupid unicorn! You make me look bad!

BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!

Don’t make Marigold turn the raft around, Phoebe!

I guess this arc is a little overdue for wrapping up, but there was still potential in this new section of their odyssey. They could have at least had to pull the Sphinx out of the river after he fell in trying to catch a fish.

Are you sure? I don’t see Jeremy or Ringo.

Hope they make the correct turn in Albuquerque!

Two girls on a flying log raft with a unicorn and a hairless cat that says it’s a sphinx in a dimension not completely defined…it doesn’t get any better than this!

“Are we nowhere yet?”

“No. Dana didn’t want to draw the background again.”

“Everybody knows this is nowhere.”, Neil Young

Phoebe’s been to Nowhere with Marigold before so she should have remembered that it looks just like a blank sheet of white paper.

Are they there yet?

Shouldn’t a white background (all visible light wavelengths combined) indicate you reached “everywhere” rather than “nowhere”?

Nowhere looks really nice and quiet. Can I go Nowhere, too? I’ll bring all the books I want to read.

It looks like somewhere was fading around them as Phoebe asked.

I saw “nowhere” coming and it somehow still caught me off guard

What a crew on that raft!

“He’s a real nowhere man, living in his nowhere land, making all his nowhere plans for nobody”! I wonder if they will run into him?

Or she can be MORE annoying and stuff will still happen.

Still waiting for Jeremy.

This arc is going nowhere fast.

I always wanted to go to Nowhere specifically.

I think Phoebe was just enjoying the novelty of doing the “Are we there yet?” thing in a way that was appropriate for a place that isn’t there.

Looks like the background colorist gets to have next week off!

When they leave, they’ll come out of Nowhere.

The Sphinx is sphinxing.

They were on the road to nowhere.

You and me we’re goin’ nowhere slowly

And we’ve gotta get away from the past

There’s nothin’ wrong with goin’ nowhere, baby

But we should be goin’ nowhere fast

https://youtu.Be/arxD3Ro9mAk?si=8Z4fuCWscQlpBrHl

(Jim Steinman was God!)

Why is there something instead of nothing? Because we pay too much attention to something. If we relax it becomes nothing,

Surprising that Dakota didn’t tell Phoebe to shut up. She’s truly cool.