Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for February 07, 2024

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    codycab  11 months ago

    I doubt Duchess even cared to listen.

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    Averagemoe  11 months ago

    Phoebe is asking the right questions for the wrong reasons. How am I supposed to indifference my way out of an existential crisis?

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    Eala Dubh Sidhe  11 months ago

    Pretzel psychology. Nobody is immune.

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    iggyman  11 months ago

    Is Phoebe writing for True Confession Magazine?

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    iggyman  11 months ago

    I like how she impaled the Valentine on her horn!

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    French Persons' Celebration of Peeved Harry Dinkle Premium Member 11 months ago

    The words are closing in on Phoebe..

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    Jungle Empress  11 months ago

    Even the most indifferent unicorns have their breaking points.

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    Calvinist1966  11 months ago

    A week today and it really will be Valentine’s Day. Presumably, it will still be Valentine’s Day in this strip as well.

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    Decepticomic  11 months ago

    Every one note character can occasionally sing a different tune.

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    Jonathan K. and the Elusive Dream Girl  11 months ago

    “Snot Monster”? It reminds me of the time Dakota called her the “Booger Princess”:

    https://www.gocomics.Com/phoebe-and-her-unicorn/2012/11/28

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    The Wolf In Your Midst  11 months ago

    Oderint dum metuant, as applies to grade school.

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    scyphi26  11 months ago

    Basically, Phoebe took one look at the duchess trying to not react to anything here and went “challenge accepted.” :P

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    Ermine Notyours  11 months ago

    Well, that’s snot fun.

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    rexvivat  11 months ago

    It turns out that the answer, Phoebe, is “tiredness”. Once you don’t have the energy to care, you stop caring.

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    paradoctor  11 months ago

    To me Phoebe makes perfect sense, and is not weird at all, but I’m a weird human.

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    andacar  11 months ago

    Victory through grossness!

    Phoebe: 1

    Duchess Noticeable Indifference: 0

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    Aladar30 Premium Member 11 months ago

    Atta girl Phoebe!

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    Wizard4168  11 months ago

    “I almost forgot, fellow babies: Boooooggerrrr!”

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