your husband is getting old and frail Opal, you’re gonna break him if you keep knocking him down! Anyway I thought Earl’s 1st request was perfectly polite
You’re sitting, spouse is standing and doing nothing = ask spouse politely to do something for you. You’re sitting, spouse is working = get off your a$$ and do it yourself.
I was in a local supermarket in our tourist town. A man at one end of an aisle dog-whistled to his wife at the other end. I could see them both and how they simultaneously realized he had made a major mistake. Man, I would not want to be on that looong ride home. :(
allen@home about 1 year ago
Earl you just love sticking your foot in your mouth.
yoey1957 about 1 year ago
Opal, have I ever told you how sensuous you are? Sensuous up, could you bring me the paper, please?
Ratkin Premium Member about 1 year ago
You need to get a recliner, Earl.
Izzy Moreno about 1 year ago
“Get my newspaper, woman!” works every time.
Try it, people. Trust me on this one.
Botulism Bob about 1 year ago
Roscoe will get your paper, Earl, but he can’t move the chair up again.
David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs about 1 year ago
“Shame on Earl for trying to put the dog out of a job!!”
ꜝ about 1 year ago
㋡ can’t teach an old cow new tricks
ArcticFox Premium Member about 1 year ago
Earl learns a valuable lesson…..it’s less painful to get the paper yourself.
Cornelius Noodleman about 1 year ago
Crazy green socks!
fuzzbucket Premium Member about 1 year ago
Careful, Earl. Opal bites.
Frankie5466 about 1 year ago
your husband is getting old and frail Opal, you’re gonna break him if you keep knocking him down! Anyway I thought Earl’s 1st request was perfectly polite
GoPickled Premium Member about 1 year ago
Where Earl finally learns how to move his lazy but without effort…
LawrenceS about 1 year ago
You’re sitting, spouse is standing and doing nothing = ask spouse politely to do something for you. You’re sitting, spouse is working = get off your a$$ and do it yourself.
dlkrueger33 about 1 year ago
My husband says to me, “Less talky-talky, more fetchy-fetchy”.
Doug K about 1 year ago
He said “Please”.
sarahbowl1 Premium Member about 1 year ago
I’m afraid ‘fetch’ is a kind of trigger word, guy!
juicebruce about 1 year ago
Earl you are Sooooooo … Lazy ! Happy 4th of July !
iggyman about 1 year ago
You can’t win Earl!
jagedlo about 1 year ago
See what you did, Earl? You woke Roscoe up from a perfectly good nap!
cmerb about 1 year ago
All is good , Roscoe is in today : )
stairsteppublishing about 1 year ago
Better is ‘Would you get the newspsper’ Even better, get the paper yourself.
brick10 about 1 year ago
“Good girl, Opal!” (Scratching behind her ears.
Zebrastripes about 1 year ago
Talk to ME like that, you’ll be seeing stars, alright…
Leave the gun, take the cannoli…..
.Bada Bing Bada Bang!
ilikai about 1 year ago
She’s just being over reactively sensitive.
The Orange Mailman about 1 year ago
Who needs WORDS WITH FRIENDS when you can have WORDS WITH SPOUSES.
phredturner about 1 year ago
newspaper???
ladykat about 1 year ago
No, you haven’t, Earl!
Bookworm about 1 year ago
Earl has always suffered from foot-in-mouth disease. 8>)
mckeonfuneralhomebx about 1 year ago
And…. run me out a beer too!
Old Time Tales about 1 year ago
HAND me the paper, please.
;)
ragsarooni Premium Member about 1 year ago
Kinda touchy there,opal…..or is prickly a better word? ;-)
cubswin2016 about 1 year ago
Earl does not learn.
goboboyd about 1 year ago
Perhaps some quality time with Roscoe. Lead by example Earl.
mistercatworks about 1 year ago
I was in a local supermarket in our tourist town. A man at one end of an aisle dog-whistled to his wife at the other end. I could see them both and how they simultaneously realized he had made a major mistake. Man, I would not want to be on that looong ride home. :(
bookdoc123 about 1 year ago
Sheesh! Earl could get seriously hurt with that kind of treatment!
delennwen about 1 year ago
Stop trying to make “fetch” happen, Earl.
ANIMAL about 1 year ago
Maybe just get it yourSELF..? (just sayin’)
1953Baby about 1 year ago
Deserved it, Earl!!! Nice going, Opal!!!!
zeexenon about 1 year ago
Yup … a sure sigh of dementia.
christelisbetty about 1 year ago
Thought bubble for Roscoe——“There is barely enough room for ME in the dog house.”
akiprev04 about 1 year ago
I never understood why just “bring” wasn’t used.
bwswolf about 1 year ago
Is that a “NO” ……. :0
Quentin1992 about 1 year ago
Not for me it wouldn’t. My answer…off your butt and get it yourself!
tammyspeakslife Premium Member about 1 year ago
Not good at words but somehow managed “Marry me Opal?” It must’ve gone downhill from there, fast.
T... about 1 year ago
Very funny, big laugh, made my day(so close to the truth)…
wildlandwaters about 1 year ago
…poor guy needs a thesaurus!
RDerekGrier about 1 year ago
Watch….Earl going to find a way to nail the legs of that chair to the floor and Opal really going to be upset
wildlandwaters about 1 year ago
… shoulda just asked the dog