Reality Check by Dave Whamond for August 26, 2021

That is going to make it rather difficult to climb the beanstalk.

There’s a giant what up there??

Jack ass.

He never should have farted.

That looks painful!

We can all see the root cause of the pain in his …

Looks like he’s branching out all over

Beans, beans they make you shout. The more you f*rt, the more they sprout. (Not sure what would pass the censor).

There’s never an alien spaceship around with a probe when you really need one.

That’s the END of that TAIL!

He shouldn’t have listened to his buddy Vlad.

Beans beans the magical fruit, the more you eat the more you toot, the more you toot the better you feel, so eat your beans with every meal!

Jack is a real peas of work.

One bean makes you larger / One bean makes you ….

Ahh, grow it out yer a$$!

Organic hemorrhoid…

The more you eat, the more you toot!!!

OH, boy. Kind of scraping the bottom of the …. bottom, I guess.

Give Jack a box of ex-lax

Too darn bad I won’t see my Proctologist for years from now.

Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell the bum of an Englishman.

Are you now or have you ever bean a stalker?

Shouldn’t he be crying?