Reality Check by Dave Whamond for October 19, 2021

Q: How do you get 25 Canadians out of a swimming pool?A: Say “Please leave the pool.”

The difference between jazz in the US and in Canada:

A favorite tune in the US is “Take the A Train”, in Canada it’s “Take the Train, eh”

My country’s name is spelled: C, eh! N, eh! D, eh!

SO OFFENSIVE!

Ralph had to put in his two cents.

*"But no, actually, really sorry, eh."

Looks like a dang yankee refugee if I ever saw one.

“Pucksatawny Phil told me it’s a good day for hockey, eh.”

Ahh, the stereotypical Canadian scene, all it lacks is a beaver holding a lacrosse stick (our national animal holding a symbol of our national sport).

He can’t be a Canadian hockey player. He has too many teeth.

Oh sorry, we apologize for him, he’s not like the rest of us, have a good day, eh?

“Not like so funny if you like ax me.” as spoken by a true Yank, if there is such a creature anymore.

Whamond can make Canadian jokes, eh. He’s from Alberta.

There are 4,286 Tim Hortons locations in Canada as of August 08, 2021. The northern Starbucks …!

Must be one of those durn northern-border crashers…

EH!

And he’s got his Tim Horton’s coffee too eh! They do have good coffee and donuts.

They hate us and their mother country … ever try to convert total kilometers per liter to miles per gallon in real dollars?

sorry, couldn’t possibly be an authentic canadian. sorry for disagreeing. sorry…