Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for September 23, 2020

I didn’t know dinosaurs slept on beds.

So readers of Madame Curie’s notes will have to wear hazmat suits?

How long do you have to cook (in either a convectional oven or a microwave) a 0.64 centimeter spud?

Curie’s notebooks should be a hit at Chernobyl.

Look at the size of Nathan Cabrera’s pocketknife. What’s he trying to compensate for?

Marie Curie’s body is also radioactive.

I’ve always liked the song “Radio Activity” by Kraftwerk. Youtube has a great video on it that opens with Morse Code.The simple verses are short and to the point. If you’ve never seen it, give it a view. They are one of the great Electronic music pioneers.

Did the dinosaurus sleep in beds ?

Marie Curie’s papers are stored in a lead-lined box in a museum. In order to read them, you need to wear protective gear and sign a release form.

Bedbugs and roaches will still be here long after humanity most other things are long gone!

Nathan? Why’d you go and do a thing like that? Marie looks worried—I can’t imagine why.

The only way I can tolerate baked potatoes is with GOBS of sour cream!

How’d they survive when there were no beds?

I want to know who Nathan’s promotional manager is. Nathan comes out of his house and there are a dozen news vans broadcasting on site. Reporters shoving microphones in his face, “Mr. Cabrera, is it true what they are saying about a miniature potato?”

So bedbugs exist long before there were any beds. Go figure.

If humans and dinosaurs existed 65 million years apart how could bed bugs have lived in the time of the dinosaurs since it was humans that invented the bed?

Where did the bedbugs live in dinosaur times?

Nathan won the “Create something stupid for Ripley’s Believe It Or Not” contest.

dinosaurs had beds?

That’s ridiculous. The dinosaurs didn’t even have beds!

I’ve always liked hot French women.

Nathan’s N.Y. has hot dogs, Nathan has miniature baked potatoes. Must be the L.A. diet thing.

Back then bedbugs were known as ‘nomads’.

What were bed bugs called before there were beds?

According to Zeno’s paradox and Heisenberg’s uncertainty principle, Marie’s notebooks will be radioactive for much much longer than 1500 years but at some time around 1500 years from now there is a good chance the radioactivity will have decayed to a point of being the same, or less, than the background radioactivity count.

Yes, but the beds were HUGE. lol, lmao, har har, so on, so forth…

Take care and gesundheit.

Anybody think jasonsnakelover is making a fool of himself?

How about some bacon bits for the potato?

Are bedbugs from the same factory as cockroaches? How do we get this for people?

If the notebooks of Madame Curie are contaminated with Radium 226, which has a half-life of 1590 years, they will be radioactive for at least 10 times that long.

He baked a quarter of an inch baked potato??? That’s ridiculous!

My father’s glow in the dark wrist watch is still radioactive. I remember playing with on a dark closet a few times. Guess I’ll never what effect it couldve had.

The potato? Ho hum. The pocket knife the size of a quarter is way more impressive.

Marie Cababara traveled 1,500 years on a time machine powered by radioactive potatoes only to discover a fate for Earth worst than bad chives. A future run by fire hydrant tall bed bugs that became smart from a stack of Einstein, Edison and Egghead Eddy notebooks left under a bed at an abandoned Zayre.

Rake your hair. It’s a mess.

Thank goodness Jasonsnakelover is back!

Bedbugs? All bugs are bed; are there any good bugs?

Which explains why we’ve never found dinosaur mattresses…

Linda Lovelace’s notebooks will probably be steamy for just as long…

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