Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for April 09, 2022

Anyone here from the U.K.? Or perhaps still in the U.K.? I’ll explain the situation slowly…

The Scots keep the Sabbath, and anything else they can get their hands on.

The Welsh pray on their knees, and on their neighbours.

The Irish don’t know what they want, but they’re willing to die for it.

And the English are self-made men, thereby absolving The Almighty of all responsibility.

As Mel Blanc said – and the words on his tombstone read – that’s all, folks!

I guess the turkeys were real turkeys.

You make fun of lawyers, until you need one. Like this guy.

Sam called his wife and said to her in a weak voice, "Hey baby, I was driving to a coffee shop to meet Mary when all of a sudden, a stray dog ran in front of me. I tried to steer left to avoid running it down, but the car skidded due to high speed, rolled over and almost ran off a cliff. The car was hanging nose down over the cliff, as I looked down fearing impending death.

“I managed to climb out of the car and save my life, just before the car slid off the cliff crashing hundreds of feet below. The gas tank blew up and the car was blown into smithereens.”

Sam continued, “I was taken to a hospital. I have a broken leg, broken jaw, dislocated shoulder and several head injuries.”

There was silence on the phone, then the wife asked, “Who is Mary?”

Until next time.

how are those three cyclists now after the fiasco with the bull?

It always bugs me when there’s ALMOST a theme in these. They couldn’t have saved the Colorado one for tomorrow and done a third fact about misanthropic animals? Did Ripley’s already do the Condor invasion in SoCal about a year ago?

You always want to keep you havoc intact.

Puerto Rico has a bigger population than 21 states. Why isn’t it a state?

Not taking my suggestion seriously I see

At least pick a different strip, and leave this one alone

Farmer Jones asks his youngest son to take the cow over to the bull on the other side of the village. The church Pastor sees the boy struggling with the cow as he makes his way past the church.

“Are you alright?” Asks the Pastor.

“Yes, Pastor.” says the boy, “I’m taking the cow to the bull.”

“Oh dear!” says the Pastor, concerned to see a small child in charge of such a beast. “Couldn’t your father or I help instead?”

“No sir,” says the boy. “It has to be the bull.”

Great name for a jalapeno hamburger: Raging Bull.

Take care, may failed competition skier Hans “Who Planted That Tree Anyway” Splatord be with you, and gesundheit.

Was the bull in the race? Maybe he was upset because he was in last place.

what about Colorado’s highest artificial point…those cyclists need to stay out of the bull’s pasture…those aren’t wild turkeys those are nutty Californians filled with Wild Turkey…

So, today I see Colorado and California. Puerto Rico?

AMES? That’s in Mountain View, near SF Bay.

If the river is Colorado’s lowest “natural” point, is there a man-made point that’s even lower?

ReTest

While Ariharee River might be the lowest natural point in the state, state boundaries are man made.