Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for June 07, 2024

Can you ever imagine Congress ordering a pizza, it’d take months to decide on size and toppings. IF they finally ordered it there would be Congressional hearings and subpoenas going out for the delivery person and pizza store owner

My pizza is burnt, my beer is frozen and my girlfriend is pregnant…

…Seems I can’t pull anything out in time!

Huh. I would figure that Simon George Konrad Hill-Williams would be remembered for having an unusually long name.

Probably a donkey (see the name) not a horse

Domino’s says it uses AI to make pizzas ‘before people order them.’ “Our algorithm figures out you’re ready to order and we start making it.” What could possibly go wrong?

Those pizzas must’ve been loaded.

what type is Simon? Fiend, Fairy, or Zombie?

Hmm, I wonder if they’ve done a heap-o-research to see if Donkey Kong has, at any point, all four limbs off the ground.

Makes as much sense as any of the other conspiracy theories that are out there polluting the airwaves and the minds of some people.

I only caught the cartoon now and then; there was one episode where some guy was wandering through Yugi’s mind and discovered his split personality, but I never did google that to find out more…