They climb up a small branch and get to the edge, but realize they are now trapped.
“Hold on tight!” says the first caterpillar, and he quickly chews through the branch. It snaps and they begin to fall, but he grabs two protruding twigs and steers the branch through the air with grace and finesse.
“That’s amazing!” says the second caterpillar. “How the hell are you doing that?!”
The first caterpillar scoffs. “Am I the only one in the whole damm forest who knows how to drive a stick?”
Every time a major cicada brood hatches out, somebody starts up with the cicada recipes. Yes, they are edible and a lot of wild life will gorge themselves till they barf and then go eat some more. I’ve never had a desire to try eating insects. They might be good protein, and probably fry up well, might even be good dipped in chocolate, but I’ll pass.
Leroy 7 days ago
I MIGHT try the salad if it would just shut up!
jasonsnakelover 7 days ago
That’s enough to drive someone bats.
And not only that but one time. I’m telling you that one time. Just saying that one time.
May the Lord be with you as He is with me.
SWCarter 6 days ago
If you go on a date and the other person orders a cicada salad… keep looking.
Captain Colorado 6 days ago
Eating that salad would bug me.
therese_callahan2002 6 days ago
Cicada salad? EWWW!
boniface22 6 days ago
Quagga ……….. bring it back from where? Did it escape?
Pickled Pete 6 days ago
Two caterpillars are fleeing from a spider…
They climb up a small branch and get to the edge, but realize they are now trapped.
“Hold on tight!” says the first caterpillar, and he quickly chews through the branch. It snaps and they begin to fall, but he grabs two protruding twigs and steers the branch through the air with grace and finesse.
“That’s amazing!” says the second caterpillar. “How the hell are you doing that?!”
The first caterpillar scoffs. “Am I the only one in the whole damm forest who knows how to drive a stick?”
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When I die I want to come back as a spider
That way I’ll finally hear girls say “OMG! IT’S HUGE!”
tremaine53 6 days ago
“Served” and “eaten” are not the same thing.
Dean 6 days ago
Waiter, there is a bug in my soup!
Hush! now everyone will want one.
Gina Carson 6 days ago
I don’t often turn down a salad, but in this case…
fgerbil46 6 days ago
I’m not a fan of that type of spider. Bats eat mosquitos and I hate mosquitos!
Anon4242 6 days ago
Every time a major cicada brood hatches out, somebody starts up with the cicada recipes. Yes, they are edible and a lot of wild life will gorge themselves till they barf and then go eat some more. I’ve never had a desire to try eating insects. They might be good protein, and probably fry up well, might even be good dipped in chocolate, but I’ll pass.
kaycstamper 6 days ago
Ugh, no…and I’ve tried bugs.
kaycstamper 6 days ago
Poor bats! Wouldn’t want to run into that spider!
Angry Indeed Premium Member 6 days ago
Some say the cicadas are a garnish. I say it’s a contest! Who will digest most of the salad, the guest or the garnish?
poppacapsmokeblower 6 days ago
Great now we have to replace, “Bat outta he11!”
ragsarooni Premium Member 6 days ago
Trying to bring back quagga? Just begs the question: why?
namelocdet 6 days ago
How can scientists bring back an extinct animal? What is this, Jurassic Park?
sedrelwesley2 Premium Member 6 days ago
What scientists"? Quagga ain’t comin’ back!Evolution always moves forward, never backward (think of kaleidescope.)
Space-Buckaroo 6 days ago
Bug soup? No Way!!!
mlambo49 6 days ago
Why do they always want to bring animals back when they are extinct ?
azardoz 5 days ago
Witchetty grubs, num, num.
Www.youtube.Com/watch?v=VBf-Gelm5fE&t=4s