Ruby’s boyfriend bought her a diamond ring. The stone was cut in the shape of a four leaf clover. She wore it all the time to show how much it meant to her.
One day, she got curious and had it valued at a jeweller’s. Unfortunately they told her that her boyfriend had been swindled, as the diamond was actually a cubic zirconia.
I remember when I was in the Navy, serving over in a hush, hush installation in Seoul, South Korea. Their toilet stalls had toilet paper that resembled crepe paper. When the roll ran out, the occupants used newspaper (which could be fitting for some US newspapers). Needless to say, our team carried our own, good old U.S. TP when we had to take a dump. That was also a common practice for sailors onboard Naval ships. Flush twice. It’s a long way to the Galley. ;-p
I bought flowers seeds pressed between paper sheets that you just covered in dirt and watered. I think that the newspaper is the same idea. I wonder if it is rice paper?
The Duke 24 days ago
So you can grow a newspaper plant?
The dude from FL Premium Member 24 days ago
Wouldn’t recycling the newspaper make more sense?
oldpine52 24 days ago
We have many news papers that would make great fertilizer.
Pickled Pete 24 days ago
One day, she got curious and had it valued at a jeweller’s. Unfortunately they told her that her boyfriend had been swindled, as the diamond was actually a cubic zirconia.
It was a sham rock.
pearlsbs 24 days ago
So, you can’t plant it without reading it?
cdnalor 24 days ago
You can plant any newspaper, it’s the results that differ.
markhughw 24 days ago
Food for thought
Huckleberry Hiroshima 24 days ago
You can plant anything you read.
e.groves 24 days ago
Plant it or use it for weed barrier?
Màiri 24 days ago
I hope it’s printed using soy inks
paranormal 24 days ago
At Fukushima no doubt…
artegal 24 days ago
I can see that frog pretty easily.
Angry Indeed Premium Member 24 days ago
I remember when I was in the Navy, serving over in a hush, hush installation in Seoul, South Korea. Their toilet stalls had toilet paper that resembled crepe paper. When the roll ran out, the occupants used newspaper (which could be fitting for some US newspapers). Needless to say, our team carried our own, good old U.S. TP when we had to take a dump. That was also a common practice for sailors onboard Naval ships. Flush twice. It’s a long way to the Galley. ;-p
Angry Indeed Premium Member 24 days ago
Yoshiharu “Wannabe”, I think I found your clover growing in my lawn, Domo Arigato!
oish 24 days ago
So THAT’s why the bottom of the birdcage looks like a chia-pet
GojusJoe 24 days ago
So, what do you get when you plant a newspaper? Pamphlets? Newsletters?
Lord Flatulence Premium Member 24 days ago
So you can’t plant it BEFORE reading?
Bilan 24 days ago
Not only is the Mossy Frog a master of camouflage, but nobody wants to eat it.
Scott S 24 days ago
I’m looking over a four-leaf clover
That I overlooked before!
FGWaiss 24 days ago
After the newspaper is planted, what grows? Another newspaper?
The Duke 24 days ago
I bought flowers seeds pressed between paper sheets that you just covered in dirt and watered. I think that the newspaper is the same idea. I wonder if it is rice paper?
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] 22 days ago
Which brought both good luck and bad luck at the same time