Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for October 09, 2024

They didn’t get married; they just got one of their shoes tied.

Bernie is after her money!

All about the pounds

A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.

“I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat the procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you’ll have lost at least five pounds.”

When the blonde returns, she’s lost nearly 20 pounds.

“Wow, that’s amazing!” the doctor says. “Did you follow my instructions?”

The blonde nods yes…

“I’ll tell you, I’d thought I was going to drop dead that third day."

“From hunger, you mean?” said the doctor.

“No, from skipping,” replied the blonde.

I wonder if anyone, as a wedding gift, gave Marjorie and Bernie condoms…just in case?

The bouquet toss at Ms. Yuvienco’s wedding reception must have been… interesting.

Mazel Tov Marjorie and Bernie… They may have set a new world record for the oldest bride and groom.

Good for them! I do wonder how hard it was to hold their wheelchairs up during the Horah.

I hope Joelle’s new husband understood that he will always play second fiddle to the dog.

Did Joelle throw Sago to the single women after the ceremony?

The bride made her dog a focal point of the ceremony – does anyone else think this marriage is doomed?

I like to pound my wife’s pie…… Just saying….

So a pound cake is actually 4 pounds? Or is it the cost of 4 pounds as in England.

Today is good! I knew that about pound cake ;)

Ahhh, young love…you’re never too old for it! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️