Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for October 09, 2024

They didn’t get married; they just got one of their shoes tied.

Bernie is after her money!

All about the pounds

A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.

“I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat the procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you’ll have lost at least five pounds.”

When the blonde returns, she’s lost nearly 20 pounds.

“Wow, that’s amazing!” the doctor says. “Did you follow my instructions?”

The blonde nods yes…

“I’ll tell you, I’d thought I was going to drop dead that third day."

“From hunger, you mean?” said the doctor.

“No, from skipping,” replied the blonde.

I wonder if anyone, as a wedding gift, gave Marjorie and Bernie condoms…just in case?

The bouquet toss at Ms. Yuvienco’s wedding reception must have been… interesting.

Mazel Tov Marjorie and Bernie… They may have set a new world record for the oldest bride and groom.

Good for them! I do wonder how hard it was to hold their wheelchairs up during the Horah.

I hope Joelle’s new husband understood that he will always play second fiddle to the dog.

Did Joelle throw Sago to the single women after the ceremony?

The bride made her dog a focal point of the ceremony – does anyone else think this marriage is doomed?

So a pound cake is actually 4 pounds? Or is it the cost of 4 pounds as in England.

Today is good! I knew that about pound cake ;)

Ahhh, young love…you’re never too old for it! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Has anyone ever tried making pound cake using those instructions? Seems to me a pound of both butter and eggs would make it mushy.

I thought everyone knew about pound cake. So why is it “Believe It Or Not”? Scraping the bottom of the barrel for topics aren’t we? lol

That is one groom who would have been justified leaving the bride at the alter.

Did the couple have to get married? Was Margorie pregnant?

Okay, so call it a four-pound cake. And by the way, does anybody out there weigh their eggs?

And then Marjorie and Bernie went on t he roller coaster

Marjorie’s father finally got to give her away.

For the cake do you weigh the eggs with or without the shells?

I wonder what Marjorie and Bernie’s kids and grandkids thought about it? Being old doesn’t exclude being greedy.

Ironically, the pound cake ends up weighing somewhat less than four pounds.

See tomorrow’s Shoe:

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