Wouldn’t it be funny if the butler drank the cognac years ago and replaced it with a cheap brandy. How would anyone know what it was supposed to taste like since there’s nothing to compare it too?
During World War II, four paratroopers each from England, Scotland, France and the US, were on a plane about to jump when they realized there was only one serviceable parachute.
The French paratrooper downed a glass of cognac, said “Pour la France!” and jumped without the parachute.
The American downed a glass of bourbon, said “For freedom!” and jumped without the parachute.
The Scotsman downed a glass of whiskey, said “For Scotland!”, and threw the Englishman.
The Duke about 7 hours ago
Wouldn’t it be funny if the butler drank the cognac years ago and replaced it with a cheap brandy. How would anyone know what it was supposed to taste like since there’s nothing to compare it too?
comixbomix about 6 hours ago
And then Switzerland demanded that their treasured national relic be returned home…
Pickled Pete about 5 hours ago
During World War II, four paratroopers each from England, Scotland, France and the US, were on a plane about to jump when they realized there was only one serviceable parachute.
The French paratrooper downed a glass of cognac, said “Pour la France!” and jumped without the parachute.
The American downed a glass of bourbon, said “For freedom!” and jumped without the parachute.
The Scotsman downed a glass of whiskey, said “For Scotland!”, and threw the Englishman.
OldsVistaCruiser about 3 hours ago
A bottle of cognac from 1696? Is it still any good?
Foob about 3 hours ago
Meese Chuseum. One time I was seven surviving Shakespear signatures and that was the year I turned 329.
May the Lord be with you as He is with me.
Huckleberry Hiroshima about 2 hours ago
Yes but Willie Tremblesword is the original spelling.
NeedaChuckle Premium Member about 2 hours ago
I wouldn’t go, it is probably a cheesy museum!
tremaine53 about 2 hours ago
Shakespeare knew how to spell a lot of things, but not his name.
Dean about 2 hours ago
Lately, my signature is now always different using those electronic touch – screen pin pads — one has to wonder: “what is the point?”
cmerb about 1 hour ago
I tried cognac when I was stationed in Germany and it was just terrible tasting , but their beer is Sooooo good : )