Many, many years ago, I was assigned to patrol division and had been dispatched to the Sears store where a 13-14 year old male had been detained for shoplifting. I did the investigation and arrested the young man for shoplifting. I called the Juvenile Probation office and was instructed to cite him and a parent into Juvenile Court. I called his mother who came to the store extremely mad at everyone but the one she should have been angry with.
As she and her son left the store, I trailed them and heard her tell the boy, “Don’t worry, we’ll find somebody else to blame.” I wrote that statement down in the report as well. Later when he committed a much more serious felony level crime, I wasn’t surprised. Sad really.
Bob Miller, Professional Scapegoat Don’t become a shame, I’ll take the blame! No blame too big or too small! Car didn’t start? Blame It On Bob! Not enough money for rent? Blame It On Bob! Didn’t get your homework done? Blame It On Bob! Call now to schedule your blame!
dadthedawg Premium Member 12 days ago
Never mind all that try again stuff…..
Cool Hand Luke Premium Member 12 days ago
Skydiving is not for you.
Imagine 12 days ago
Correct. Curriculum by the GOP.
Jayalexander 12 days ago
or pleasure yourself in a descrete location.
j_m_kuehl 12 days ago
let someone else do it, and then take credit for it
Ubintold 12 days ago
He can’t because he’s an only child.
bobpickett1 12 days ago
“Why try again.”
Acworthless 12 days ago
The boy has a bright future in politics!
LawrenceS 12 days ago
“Blame the Biden administration… Only call him Obama. And threaten to lock up Hillary because all convicted felons belong behind bars.”
e.groves 12 days ago
“Keep on sucking ’til you do suck seed.” (From a Three Stooges movie).
ellisc 12 days ago
Just don’t keep trying the same thing over and over and hope for a better result!
Slowly, he turned... 12 days ago
Ah, a politician…
moliver4 12 days ago
If at first you don’t fricassee, fry fry a hen.
'IndyMan' 12 days ago
Skylar is at it again ! ! ! !
retjeff 12 days ago
If at first you don’t succeed, you may have a promising career as a CNN news analyst
rshive 12 days ago
Practicality overcomes persistence.
KEA 12 days ago
…perhaps skydiving is not for you
Just-me 12 days ago
Many, many years ago, I was assigned to patrol division and had been dispatched to the Sears store where a 13-14 year old male had been detained for shoplifting. I did the investigation and arrested the young man for shoplifting. I called the Juvenile Probation office and was instructed to cite him and a parent into Juvenile Court. I called his mother who came to the store extremely mad at everyone but the one she should have been angry with.
As she and her son left the store, I trailed them and heard her tell the boy, “Don’t worry, we’ll find somebody else to blame.” I wrote that statement down in the report as well. Later when he committed a much more serious felony level crime, I wasn’t surprised. Sad really.
trainnut1956 12 days ago
…skydiving is not the sport for you.
PoodleGroomer 12 days ago
Find new investors.
ragsarooni Premium Member 12 days ago
Hmmm…sounds strangely familiar,doesn’t it?
mousefumanchu Premium Member 12 days ago
First rule of politicians
Strawberry King 12 days ago
If at first you don’t succeed, lower your standards.
- Movie tagline
brick10 12 days ago
I did nothing wrong. Everything I say and do is perfectly perfect.
elgrecousa Premium Member 12 days ago
Please folks, don’t turn everything into politics. Have a good day.
Robert Miller Premium Member 12 days ago
Bob Miller, Professional Scapegoat Don’t become a shame, I’ll take the blame! No blame too big or too small! Car didn’t start? Blame It On Bob! Not enough money for rent? Blame It On Bob! Didn’t get your homework done? Blame It On Bob! Call now to schedule your blame!
eced52 12 days ago
Must be Commiela’s campaign speech.
gammaguy 12 days ago
If at first you don’t succeed, try preceding?
cuzinron47 12 days ago
He’s got management potential.
oakie817 12 days ago
don’t try skydiving…
tpcox928 12 days ago
It has worked for Orange Jesus for over 70 years.
thedogesl Premium Member 12 days ago
He could have a career in a major corporation.
AwelCruiz 12 days ago
The motto Donald Trump lives his life by.
Sanspareil 12 days ago
If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. Then quit and get tanked!
Steve Dallas.
tinstar 12 days ago
I more lean toward “When all else fails, get a bigger hammer.”
Ray Helvy Premium Member 11 days ago
W.C. Fields’ answer: if at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. If that doesn’t work, quit. There’s no sense in being a dam’ fool about it!