Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for December 19, 2021

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    kaffekup   almost 3 years ago

    That should be fairly obvious….

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    RAGs  almost 3 years ago

    Because he was a politician

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    mddshubby2005  almost 3 years ago

    “Because I carry alot of crap around – I’m a regular Gregor Samsa-nite.”

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    nosirrom  almost 3 years ago

    Because I have brown eyes.

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    Jayalexander  almost 3 years ago

    He woke up as a dung beetle because…err… well, he needed to prove everybody wrong. $#/! does roll up hill.

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    Doug K  almost 3 years ago

    People kept telling me that I was full of … dung …

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    backyardcowboy  almost 3 years ago

    Because he was so full of S—t. (he blamed it on constipation.)

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    MY DOG IS MY CO PILOT  almost 3 years ago

    Or maybe this is the future after Jeff Bezos has died.

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    brick10  almost 3 years ago

    Best “laugh out loud” of the day!

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    Zebrastripes  almost 3 years ago

    If you don’t know, I’m not gonna tell you!

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    ArtyD2 Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Normal IT manager dream. As a bonus, not only can’t you reach the shift key, you have to deal with Ctl & Alt as well.

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    joefearsnothing  almost 3 years ago

    …because I was so full of s**t! Like most politicians! ;o}

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    unsmowler  almost 3 years ago

    So a dung beetle walks into a bar… “Is this stool taken?”

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    FrankLeeMeiDere  almost 3 years ago

    Back in the ‘70s there were two types of candies made by the same company. One was Turtles, which was chocolate, caramel and pecans. The other was Almondillos which was chocolate, caramel and almonds. Their advertising mascots were a chocolate turtle and a chocolate armadillo respectively. In one ad the armadillo is talking to the turtle saying, "I’m called ‘Almondillo’ because I’m full of almonds. Why are you called ‘Turtles’?"

    The first time I saw it was on the subway and I broke out laughing. As I recall, that ad was only around for a very short time.

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    kcgtsv  almost 3 years ago

    He doesn’t recognize Donald Trump?

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    kcgtsv  almost 3 years ago

    Black is the new orange.

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Beats the crap out of me, Gregor.

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    buflogal!  almost 3 years ago

    Nicely drawn. Thank you.

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    gammaguy  almost 3 years ago

    Reinconsternation.

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