Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for December 19, 2023

Well if it needed to be a surprise party, would you rather it be for the porcupine or for that skunk there? Think I’d take my chances with the porcupine.

Ain’t no way they will play pin the tail on the donkey at the party.

Good one, Dave — that is funny!

Surprise!

Don’t be anywhere near them when they sneeze, either.

Lesson for today, only in comics do porcupine shoot quills.

Point taken!

Prick us do we not bleed?

“On the other hand, my back pain and headache are gone!”

Don’t try a surprise party for that skunk, either. Especially if there’s a cake with lit candles on it.

good…you got the point

There are three things in life that I’ve learned in life, never approach a skunk from downwind, never try to baptize a cat and don’t practice proctology on a porcupine.

LOL!!!

Did you all hug the porcupine?

They’re lucky the skunk didn’t spray when he got quill-ed.

BUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hiya Happyx3!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

I don’t get it. Porcupines can’t throw their quills. You have to bump against one to get stuck.