Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for February 03, 2024

“Here it is, your moment of Zen!”

Sucker!!!!

He sized you up very quickly.

I would love to have that shirt

Learned lesson, right am I?

I went to the Guru and the Guru said, “buy, buy, buy!” so I left.

I went to Hawaii on vacation once. I couldn’t find any “Hawaiian” shirts that I liked and were reasonably priced, but I did get tee shirts from every tour and attraction I went to. Tee shirt are the best!

Perhaps you learned that the trick to life is enjoying the journey.

A MAGA hat would complete the wardrobe

And it was only $49.95 ! Plus tax.

Boo hiss, Buddhist.

Well, they both lost their noses in the bargain.

The origin of Zen-o-phobia.

He’s the real wise-ass on the hill

I like the one strip where the guru is called the old wise *ss!

Not the t-shirt so much as the $39.99 he paid for it.

So the wise @ss on the hill is just a guy selling tee- shirts….who knew? LOL

And then there was the guru who lived on a mountaintop. He had thick, scaly skin on his hands and feet from climbing around on the rocks all day. Since he was old, he was fearful that he would fall and break his thin, weak bones. But what bothered him most was his bad breath. He was a…

“Super-callused fragile mystic vexed by halitosis.”