Don’t miss it.
Ven-ding.
If you want to sit at a table, come early, because nobody isn’t going to be here.
What if nobody doesn’t go?
And a dam SHORT hour, at that!!
Someone told me that the English language never uses double positives.
I replied, “Yeah, right”.
I don’t think it’s “Grille”
Well done
Conversations must get very interesting after a few drinks.
“Not unhappy” is not the same as happy.
“Litotes Hour”
This was not unfunny!
Clever, thanks!
Sad hour is from 5-6.
Does a double negative counter a triple positive? I’m’ so confused.
Once wandered into a bar called The Double Entendre—had a Two-for-One Pun Hour.
We are not unclosed right now.
After a couple drinks it will all make sense.
I don’t doubt that it’ll be crowded. Not too shabby!
This is the best place to drink, bar non.
When I worked in tech support our unofficial mission statement was " We’re not happy until your not happy".
When coworkers go out to happy hour, my standard joke to the server is; “Can we get an extra discount? Nobody who works at (fill in the blank) can be happy for a whole hour.”
Sorry, we don’t have no salted peanuts.
So, everybody is unhappy the rest of the time?
July 17, 2015
Superfrog 7 months ago
Don’t miss it.
Zykoic 7 months ago
Ven-ding.
phritzg Premium Member 7 months ago
If you want to sit at a table, come early, because nobody isn’t going to be here.
Imagine 7 months ago
What if nobody doesn’t go?
markkahler52 7 months ago
And a dam SHORT hour, at that!!
vics_machine Premium Member 7 months ago
Someone told me that the English language never uses double positives.
I replied, “Yeah, right”.
Billavi Premium Member 7 months ago
I don’t think it’s “Grille”
Jimmy Chitwood Premium Member 7 months ago
Well done
uniquename 7 months ago
Conversations must get very interesting after a few drinks.
drds2 7 months ago
“Not unhappy” is not the same as happy.
Wayno® creator 7 months ago
“Litotes Hour”
Lee26 Premium Member 7 months ago
This was not unfunny!
BoydAdams 7 months ago
Clever, thanks!
Steverino Premium Member 7 months ago
Sad hour is from 5-6.
wongo 7 months ago
Does a double negative counter a triple positive? I’m’ so confused.
Duane Ott 7 months ago
Once wandered into a bar called The Double Entendre—had a Two-for-One Pun Hour.
Shikamoo Premium Member 7 months ago
We are not unclosed right now.
andersjg Premium Member 7 months ago
After a couple drinks it will all make sense.
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member 7 months ago
I don’t doubt that it’ll be crowded. Not too shabby!
Frank Burns Eats Worms 7 months ago
This is the best place to drink, bar non.
Backseat Driver 7 months ago
When I worked in tech support our unofficial mission statement was " We’re not happy until your not happy".
pripley 7 months ago
When coworkers go out to happy hour, my standard joke to the server is; “Can we get an extra discount? Nobody who works at (fill in the blank) can be happy for a whole hour.”
Zen-of-Zinfandel 7 months ago
Sorry, we don’t have no salted peanuts.
Chris Sherlock 7 months ago
So, everybody is unhappy the rest of the time?