I once told a woman, “I think your should dump your boyfriend” as she was talking loudly on her phone in a restaurant. She glared at me. I responded, “Oh, I’m sorry. I didn’t realize that was supposed to be a PRIVATE conversation.”
I’d include “I’ll be sharing a video with my friends, but I know you also want to hear my daughter’s first tuba recital, so I’ll turn up the volume really high.”
I feel this so much. There’s a road with nothing but medical offices which stretches for about a mile near where I work. At the end of it is a plaza with some restaurants which I’ll sometimes visit for my lunch break. Without fail, there’s always somebody there talking loudly and in great detail about the medical procedure they just went through while everybody else is trying to eat.
I’m just glad masks are no longer required on the non-stop 14 hour trip overseas I took last time. Nobody coughed, nobody was sick and the only baby on board barely made a fuss.
The Duke 27 days ago
What are your pronouns?
catchup 27 days ago
Well, Fred, I’ll meet your colon and raise you with other people’s colons and a couple of necrotising fasciitis. Bet I can put you off first!
swadeparker Premium Member 27 days ago
My name is Jane, and here’s pictures of my grandchildren.
TStyle78 27 days ago
Now that the introductions are done, it’s time to order.
sbenton7684 27 days ago
Brilliant!
A Common 'tator 27 days ago
So prior to my colonoscopy… the urologist did something that I can only describe as an invasion of my………….
The Reader Premium Member 27 days ago
I learned way too much about the waiter’s colon from that screaming kid!
SharkNose 27 days ago
Our names are Biff and Mary Anne and we’re going back home to order a pizza for delivery instead!
purepaul Premium Member 27 days ago
I thought this was a No Name Diner.
kucpa Premium Member 27 days ago
The characters are have all been introduced…. It’s show time !
Huckleberry Hiroshima 27 days ago
lmao .. that’s more like it. Could be on a plane, too.
Hickory 27 days ago
Oh, and I’m gonna want a 70 percent tip. Isn’t dining out wonderful?
Doug K 27 days ago
Hi, I’m Jack. And this is Jill. We’ll be leaving now.
[Perhaps we’ll go up the hill and fetch a pail of water.]
Mel-T-Pass Premium Member 27 days ago
Been there, clenched my teeth at that.
uniquename 27 days ago
TMI folks!!!!
Munch 27 days ago
And off to the left is Bob. He’ll be shouting into his phone like he’s important.
dflak 27 days ago
I once told a woman, “I think your should dump your boyfriend” as she was talking loudly on her phone in a restaurant. She glared at me. I responded, “Oh, I’m sorry. I didn’t realize that was supposed to be a PRIVATE conversation.”
Herb Thiel Premium Member 27 days ago
Is this a rerun? I know it says 2024 but I feel like I’ve seen this exact one before.
Shonkin 27 days ago
It is (a rerun).
andersjg Premium Member 27 days ago
The added benefits of hearing aids…volume controls and turned OFF.
l.vaillancourt 27 days ago
I’d include “I’ll be sharing a video with my friends, but I know you also want to hear my daughter’s first tuba recital, so I’ll turn up the volume really high.”
MichaelD Premium Member 27 days ago
One of the other patrons will call their name next and be asking for “Check, please.”
Thehag 27 days ago
Why I’m careful choosing where and only eat out infrequently.
holdenrex 27 days ago
I feel this so much. There’s a road with nothing but medical offices which stretches for about a mile near where I work. At the end of it is a plaza with some restaurants which I’ll sometimes visit for my lunch break. Without fail, there’s always somebody there talking loudly and in great detail about the medical procedure they just went through while everybody else is trying to eat.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 27 days ago
Fred’s always talkin’ sh!t.
lnrokr55 27 days ago
Well, I’ve definitely dined at this place WAY too many times! ;-) Good weekend Folks!
Smeagol 27 days ago
I’m just glad masks are no longer required on the non-stop 14 hour trip overseas I took last time. Nobody coughed, nobody was sick and the only baby on board barely made a fuss.
wildlandwaters 27 days ago
yup… looks like a Perkins!
gammaguy 26 days ago
Never mind my name; I’m not eating there.