No matter how hard you swing them, nunchucks always come back to you. And if you are really bad at catching them, then the thing that will get broken the most is you.
All you need to do is, after the debate, decide which V.P. candidate made the debate about himself and the Presential candidate he represents, instead of about what’s good for the country, and vote for the other guy.
So much property damage, but there doesn’t seem to be any damage to himself. Maybe he’s a nutcase who loses it now and then, but really knows how to work those ’chucks!
From the first Okinawan peasant who whirled a set over his head with his eyes closed to scare off bandits and avoided a self-inflicted fractured skull, nobody ever figured how to actually use them as a weapon. They invented fancy dances at the cost of major injury to the daring.
C about 2 months ago
Breaking news
SHAKEDOWNCITY about 2 months ago
Even Sisters sometimes “hurl”.
LookingGlass Premium Member about 2 months ago
Keith is trying AGIAN to get into the ….. Sister Act!!!
;-)
rmremail about 2 months ago
No matter how hard you swing them, nunchucks always come back to you. And if you are really bad at catching them, then the thing that will get broken the most is you.
kendavis09 about 2 months ago
You got to know how to hold them, know how to fold them.——
Superhawk about 2 months ago
Obviously he isn’t married nor is he living with his mother, or they would be ‘none-chucks’.
dallenboston about 2 months ago
He’s a smashing success
Huckleberry Hiroshima about 2 months ago
Bruises and scars all healed? Lost that high pitched squeak in your voice from that one good hard hit down there?
walstib Premium Member about 2 months ago
Just in time for the VP debate. And a new TV at Target Circle Week on Oct 6-12.
The Orange Mailman about 2 months ago
Come on baby give me a whirl…
Zebrastripes about 2 months ago
Idts
Doug Taylor Premium Member about 2 months ago
Does he have a brother named David?
Jeffin Premium Member about 2 months ago
Wow. That concussion cleared up fast!
gammaguy about 2 months ago
He’s hoping for a new whirled-record.
Frank Burns Eats Worms about 2 months ago
Keith swings both ways.
William Bednar Premium Member about 2 months ago
All you need to do is, after the debate, decide which V.P. candidate made the debate about himself and the Presential candidate he represents, instead of about what’s good for the country, and vote for the other guy.
Skeptical Meg about 2 months ago
A college friend had nunchucks. And a variety of bruises and contusions until he stopped trying to use them.
mistercatworks about 2 months ago
Not until he can, once again, cross his legs comfortably while sitting down. :)
Stephen Gilberg about 2 months ago
There once was an arrant otaku
Who acted at cons like a yahoo.
He got in a fight,
Swung with all of his might,
And knocked himself out with nunchaku.
—me
wildlandwaters about 2 months ago
let’s hope that’s not a rental unit!
JoeMartinFan Premium Member about 2 months ago
So much property damage, but there doesn’t seem to be any damage to himself. Maybe he’s a nutcase who loses it now and then, but really knows how to work those ’chucks!
eddi-TBH about 2 months ago
From the first Okinawan peasant who whirled a set over his head with his eyes closed to scare off bandits and avoided a self-inflicted fractured skull, nobody ever figured how to actually use them as a weapon. They invented fancy dances at the cost of major injury to the daring.
Finally Bruce Lee came along. And rocked.